456 (Gi Hun)
You: "Hey babe?"
Him: "Yes?"
You: "Can you take out the trash? Please, I would but my arms hurt from *insert whatever*"Him: "*picks you up*"
You: "I want a divorce
Him: "we arnt married but I can change that~"218 (Sang-woo)
You: *making a cake*
Him: *watching* "You know I never really understood how cakes work."
You: "How so?"
Him: "It's a bit weird heat makes them rise, yet they remain the same size."
You: *puts dough on the end of his nose* "Don't overthink it hun"067 (Kang Sae-Byeok)
You: *comes home and sees house empty*
You: "Sae?"
Her: *sneaks up with blanket and wraps You in it, pulling you to floor*
Her: "Now you'll never leave me"199 (Ali)
Him: *wakes up and sees your not there*
Him: Y/n?
Him: *Goes to kitchen to see you sitting there with a dog*
Him: 👁👁
You:👁👁
Dog: 👁👁
Him: "Where did you....Never mind I'm letting you keep it."240 (Ji Yeong)
You: *silently Stares her down*
Her: *Stares back*
You and her: "Staring contest!!"Vip (Eagle)
Him: "Hello, why are you up so early?"
You: "couldn't sleep"
Him: *gestures to sit at the table*
You: *Sits on his lap*
Him: "Not what I was getting at but ok-Vip (Deer)
You: "Hey bab-"
Him: "Shush"
You: "What?"
Him: "SHUSH"
You: 👁👁
You: *sees a parrot* "The fuq-"
Him: *Confused teenage girl yelling*Vip (Bull)
Him + You: *doing the YMCA behind people's backs.Business Man
You: "Hey look!"
Him: "Hm?"
You: "It's a dumb stupid bit-"
Him: *Slap* (not an abusive one a funny one on the arm.)
You: *Yelling*
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FanfictionWanted to start one but had no motivation lol. Includes: 456 (Gi Hun) 218 (Sang-woo) 067 (Kang Sae-Byeok) 199 (Ali) 240 (Ji Yeong) Vip (Eagle) Vip (Deer) Vip (Bull) Business Man Circle Square Triangle