Across the 2nd Dimension (part-3)

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*slurps caffeinated coffee* I'm late.

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"That was awesome!" Doofenshmirtz yells as he enters another room. He slides up to a desk and chair, where the chair turns to reveal 2nd Dimension Doofenshmirtz.

"Alright, who's interrupting my..." Doofenshmirtz-2 stops and sees Doofenshmirtz. They both Hmm, get up, switch seats, hmm, and switch seats again, and hmm again. "Do I know you?" He asks finally.

"Yeah, I'm you from another dimension." Doofenshmirtz said.

"Well, that would explain the handsomeness."

"Right back atcha, big guy."

"He must have great confidence, huh." Jeremy commented.

"Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?" Doofenshmirtz-2 asks.

"I suppose so." Another song starts with his words.

Doofenshmirtz-2: ♪ Do you want some rice pudding? ♪

Doofenshmirtz: Blech, no, that's gross!

Doofenshmirtz-2: ♪ It was a test. Almond brittle? ♪

Doofenshmirtz: ♪ Ooh, I love it the most! ♪

Doofenshmirtz-2: Me too!

Doofenshmirtz: ♪ Do you collect coins? ♪

Doofenshmirtz-2: ♪ Yeah, just in case. ♪

♪ Vending machines become the ♪

Both: ♪ Dominant race! I've been alone all these years ♪

♪ With my irrational fears ♪

Doofenshmirtz: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.

"He's right." Buford said. "That might just happen."

Doofenshmirtz-2: ♪ But now before me I see ♪

Both: ♪ Someone with whom I agree ♪

♪ I've found a brand new best friend and it's me ♪

♪ I've found a brand new best friend and it's me ♪

Doofenshmirtz-2: ♪ Hmm, I thought I'd be taller. ♪

Doofenshmirtz: ♪ I've been told I slouch ♪

♪I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know... ♪

Doofenshmirtz-2: ♪ It's in this pouch. ♪

Doofenshmirtz: ♪ Ouch! ♪

"Gross!" Candace and Stacy exclaimed.

"You know, I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch." Doofenshmirtz pointed out.

"Yeah..."

"...Nothing..."

"I was thinking about that too." Vanessa mused but she wasn't really surprised. Her dad will always be extra, no matter which dimension it is.

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