One piece various x elf!oc incorrect quotes

incorrect quotes with the heart pirates

Inky: I made tea!

Law: I don't want tea.

Inky: I didn't want to make you tea. This is my tea.

Law: Then why did you tell me?

Inky: It's a conversation starter.

Law: It's a horrible conversation starter.

Inky: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Inky: Truth or dare?

Law: Truth.

Inky: How many hours have you slept this week?

Law: Dare.

Inky: Go to sleep.

Law: I don't like this game.
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Inky: When do you usually sleep?

Law: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
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Inky: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TOO-

Bepo with his head down: It was me..

Inky: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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*Inky casually searching around the room*

Penguin: Hey inks, what're you looking for?

Inky: My baby.

*Bepo walks into the room*

Inky: Oh, there he is.
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Inky: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Shachi: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Penguin: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Shachi: Good thinking.
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Law: Someone will die.

Inky: Of fun!
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