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"I mean you wouldn't know. If she did it without you knowing then you wouldn't know. He's got a gut feeling"

He nodded.

"okay. he knows it's..." Shinsou laughs "He knows. They hate each other so he knows"

"Exactly. You know I can... I know what's going through her head"

"What's going through her head?"

Katsuki grinned. "She's thinkin' 'you know what? this motherfucker won't even set a date. I'm gonna take a twenty outta his thing and buy myself a pair of fuckin' shoes" 

"So if I start seeing money missing from my own wallet then–" The teen cuts himself off with a laugh. 

"No" Katsuki said with a smirk as he leans in. "You will set a date and it will be quick"

"You're rich" 

"We're ignoring that. But I'm just saying that you know she's just like 'well at least a pair of shoes that I buy won't flake on me" 

"Yeah" Shinsou said with a nod.

—"What do you say?" Mark continues. 

"Yes" Denise admits. 

» That answer is... true » A robotic voice confirms—

Shinsou nods. "Okay I mean like it's not like. I mean like if you took money from me and just forgot to tell me like that could be what that was. like 'hey I gotta pay for gas or something. I wouldn't give a fuck, then"

"I'd never. Like, I can't imagine taking it and being like 'he doesn't need to know' like I would always be like I'm taking a twenty' or whatever" Katsuki said as he leant back in his seat.

"It depends on what you're buying maybe" His boyfriend offered.

"Maybe"

"Like maybe if you're buying another guy a drink then yeah I wouldn't say that" 

—"What is the most shes taken from your wallet that you know?" Mark prompts, turning his attention to Jeff.

"Well..."

"Your wallet was the nightstand" Denise cuts in. The audience laughed.

"The most that I know was two hundred fifty bucks but that's what I know of"—

"This guy is such a fucking surfer. Oceanside surfer bro. 'The most that I thow of was two hundred fifty bucks'"

"That's a lot" Katsuki breathes. "I was thinking like a quick twenty"

"Yeah I know. I was thinking about twenty spot, ten spot. Weasel in the nightstand. That's where all the real money's kept"

"Is it?"

"Well there's a fuck ton of money in my nightstand" Shinsou smirked.

"I gotta remind myself to check the nightstand"

"Ten thousand dollars"

"Ten thousand in the nightstand?" He said, rolling his eyes.

Shinsou's smirk only widened. "Just a stack"

"Nice" Katsuki grinned

"Just cold hard cash in ones" 

Katsuki burst out laughing "From the strip club?

"From the strip club" The teen agreed.

—Have you ever felt that Denise did not pay her fair share of the bills?" Mark asked Jeff.—

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