Talk (❤☁⛔)

Talk • She did what?!

"Okay guys, welcome back to our channel of fun" Shinsou said, waving at the camera that sat on top of the computer. The screen was recorded for later editing. As usual, the duo had checked an obscene amount of times checking whether or not it was recording. 

 We're back at it with another episode of Moment of Truth. And today on moment of truth we have a couple; I thought this would be great because we're a couple" The lavender teen continued. 

"I don't think I'd ever do this" Katsuki said

They unpaused the video from where Katsuki had opened.

—Jeff Schuler, a twenty-five year old real estate agent and Denise Wick, aged twenty-two year old receptionist. They live in oceanside california and are engaged to be married in a year—

"So, they took a polygraph test beforehand. Basically they'll answer questions for money" Shinsou explained for any new watchers. 

"Wait" –Katsuki mumbled– "So they're engaged so they're getting married in a year?"

"They're going to get married in a year" His boyfriend reaffirmed.

—The announcer, Mark, then started. "You look great together, have you set a date?" To which the couple glanced at each other with guilty smiles.

"Already we're stuck? I was just making conversation"—

"That wasn't even a question!" Shinsou exclaimed. Katsuki gave an 'oh my god'. "That was literally just small talk and already things are tense"

"This is so awkward already" Katsuki agreed with a nod.

—The camera pans to a row of close people brought from the audience—

"I don't really know who this is, we haven't gotten intros to the family" Shinsou said.

Katsuki rolled his eyes. "It's probably the family and friends. I'd bring my parents and maybe some of the idiots"

"I'd definitely bring my dad. Maybe Eri? But yeah, I think we can safely assume it's the family of the both of them"

—"How long have you been engaged?" Mark asks. 

Jeff gives an embarrassed smile. "Uh, two years"

"Well, you're not rushing into this at all" The announcer said with a obvious curiosity towards the situation. 

"I like to play it safe, y'know?" 

Mark laughs. "Well you're in the wrong place for that my friend" The audience laughs—

"The only way you should be waiting two years after you get engaged is if there was a pandemic in the middle of that"

Shinsou laughed. "That's true"

—The camera once again pans to the guests the couple brought—

"So this is their family" Katsuki stated

"Did they say who they were? Did you hear?" Shinsou asked him.

"I think that's–" He pointed at blue shirted guy "–Roman that's–" He then pointed at blonde girl in purple shirt. "–Rory"

—"Question one is for you denise" Mark said. "Have you ever taken money from Jeff's walley without his knowledge?" Denise laughed—

"You think so?" Shinsou asks glancing over at him.

"Yeah" He responds.

—"So, Jeff how do you think she's going to answer that?

Jeff sighed. "I already know"—