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Momo: Hi! I'm Momo, and you are?
Mina: Questioning my sexuality.
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Mina: I have high standards.
Momo: *smiles*
Mina: Oh no, she's meeting all of my standards.
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Momo: [carves 'Mina+ Momo' into a tree]
Mina: What a nerd.
Mina: [adds 'forever']
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Chaeyoung: Why is Mina in the bathroom crying on the floor?
Dahyun: She's drunk.
Chaeyoung: And?
Nayeon: And she heard that Momo's married.
Chaeyoung: ...But she is Momo's wife.
Dahyun: Yeah, we know that.
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MIna: For the last time, Momo and I are just friends.
Jeongyeon: *sneezes*
Jeongyeon: Apologies, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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Mina: I'm going to take you out!
Momo: Okay. It's a date!
Mina: I meant that as a threat.
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Momo: Please? For me?
Mina: Don't do that.
Momo: What?
Mina: You think everytime you say "Please? For me?" I'll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Momo:
Mina:
Momo: Please? For me?
Mina: Okay.
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Mina: I have the urge to do something stupid.
Momo: I'm stupid. Do me.
Rest of twice: ...
Momo: Did I just said that out loud?
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Mina: Psh, come on Hoseok. Nobody thinks Momo and I are dating.
Hoseok: *turns to all the KPOP idol who attend MAMA* Put your hand up if you thought Mina and Momo are dating.
[Everyone puts their hand up]
*Mina pinches the bridge of her nose and heavily sighs*
Mina: ...Momo, put your hand down.
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Mina: I like dropping hints that I like Momo.
MIna to Momo: I can't stand you.
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Momo: I need to get something off my chest.
Mina: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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Roseanne: I spy with my little eye something that starts with 's'.
Lisa: [looking at Momo and MIna] Is it sexual tension?
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Jihyo: Why are you naked?
Mina: Uuhh
Mina: I'm out of clothes?
Jihyo: *opens Mina's closet* Look, you have shirts, pants, shorts, hey Momo, three weird looking belts--
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Sana: So you love her?
Mina: For the last time, I don't love Momo.
Sana: I didn't mention her name though.
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MIna: I'm 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care.
Momo: That's 110%.
Mina: 20% of me doesn't care.
Momo: Nope. When it comes to me you're 90% soft; you love hugs, you love hand holding, cuddling, once you woke me up at 3 am asking if I could spoon you-
MIna: ENOUGH
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Mina: If you had a won for everytime I said I love you to you, how much would you have?
Momo: Literally zero? Mina-cha, you never told me you lo-
MIna: [gives her a won] Here, I love you. [walks away, blushing]
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Momo: It's really muggy out there today.
Mina: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Momo: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Momo: I love you with all my boobs
Mina:
Momo: I would say heart but my boobs are bigger
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