Juliet's POV
We just finished the Human Centipede
I spent the whole movie hiding behind Matt while Matt was screaming like a little girl
Best 2 hours of my life!
Oh wait
It wasn't!
Right now I'm laying in my bed pretty much terrified
I have decided to go downstairs considering I'm obviously not sleeping
I ninja down the stairs and into the kitchen for Oreos
Why?
Oreos are life, next to Starbucks of course
As I ninja to the pantry I hear a noise coming from inside the pantry
Oh shit
It's about to go down, for real
I grab a stick of butter and tip-toe to the pantry
Yes, I realize a stick a butter isn't that intimidating but at least I tried
I open up the pantry scream and throw the butter
Whatever is in the pantry also screams
I then realize it's just Matt and stop screaming
He also stops screaming
I then hear Taylor yell "SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!"
"SORRY!" Me and Matt yell at the same time
I'm to shaken to announce his wizardry
I look at my hands and realize I'm shaking
I'm being such a pussy right now
"Hey, are you ok?" Says Matt
"I'm doing fricken great" I say sarcastically
He laughs and says " Really, are you ok?"
"Yep, I'm fine"
He gave me one of those 'bitch you lying' looks
"Oh why did you throw butter at me? Out of everything in the kitchen you pick butter?"
"I tried ok!"
He laughs and I ninja to the pantry
"What are you doing?"
"Oreos, duh"
I grab the oreos and milk and pour a glass and leave the milk out cause I don't know if Matt wanted any or nah
It would've been really awkward if he didn't and poured a cup
We just sit there with our Oreos talking about random shit
"If you wrote a fiction book what would you name it?" Matt asked me
"A Pile of Poop: A True Tale, it would be ironic because its a fiction book meaning it isn't true but I say it is"
He just looks at me and starts laughing hysterically
Soon we're both lying in the kitchen floor hysterically laughing
...
We ended up talking and eating Oreos for awhile
It was nice to not be awkward anymore
At the moment I'm catching up on The Fosters season finale I never got to finish with Shawn
The episode is almost over and Shawn and I are on the edge of our seats
Literally
"NO IT CAN'T BE OVER!" I yell once the episode ended
"Sadly it is" says Shawn
No it's over! We have to wait all the way until fucking fall for the next episode
Those fridge fuckers at ABC Family
"Hey were all going to the beach, you coming?" Asks/yells Taylor
"Hell yeah I'm coming!" I say
"Ditto" says Shawn
"Did you just say ditto?"
"Maybe"
I look at him weird and then proceed to ninja to my room
I throw my hair in a terrible ponytail and change into my bikini and put on a pair of soccer shorts and a tank top
I then ninja downstairs with the rest of the guys
"TO THE BEACH BITCHES!"
A/N: Hallo! Almost 600 reads!!!!!!! I love all of you that read my story and I'm very happy people actually like it. So I'm now on spring break so I will be able to update alot!!! Ok that's all. Love you all!
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My beloved big brother
FanfictionJuilet Caniff lives the life of a normal teenage girl. At least her kind of normal. One Direction, Starbucks, and being the class clown is her life. Although her brother has millions of fans and hot friends, she's stayed far away from her famous bro...
