Friend1: We're going to have a semi-formal party for my birthday.
Me mind: The fanciest thing I have in my cupboard is jeggings
Mom: *sees opportunity to get me in a dress*
Messages~
Me: What counts as semi-formal?
Friend2: *sends pics with woman in nice pants and tops*
Me: Thanks
Irl~
Mom: *goes shopping with me and points out things she knows I wouldn't wear just to see my reaction*
Me: *finds something I would actually wear*
Mom: *buys* We should find you some jewlery *smirks*
Me: Not gonna happen
Home~
Mom: Now youre gonna model for me
Me: Friend1 I don't think I like you as much anymore.
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Random idiotic quotes from my day
RandomIf I say something stupid or funny or both imma put here cos... yes. But also imma rant here. PS I has friend often mentioned she will generally be called N
