Context my brother hates spiders with a passion and because I don't wanna study for math I'm watching him play Skyrim
Me watching my brother play skyrim: Kill it! Its a giant rat!
Brother: Its just a skever
Me: Its a giant rat!!
* Brother goes into place with giant spiderwebs *
Me laughs: You gonna get attacked by giant spiders
5 minutes later
Brother being attacked by giant spider: I blame you for this!
Brother: * dies * I don't wanna fight the spider again! I don't wanna fight the spider again!
Me: *laughs cos I'm mean*
Brother: *Doesn't have to fight the spider again* Oh, Yay!
Me: Aww
(Hehe I'm mean)
Brother fighting skeleton: Grape juice
Me: Why'd you say grape juice?!
Brother: Don't you always say random stuff when something bad happens?
5 minhtes later
Brother: Its cos I don't like swearing.
Me: What?
Brother: Answer to your question
Me: Oh, your replies are so random.
Brother: Who lights these candles
Me: Ghosts
Brother: This would make a good horror game.
*Brother arrives at cliff of sorts*
Me: Jump
Brother: No
(My brother is very entertaining)
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Random idiotic quotes from my day
RandomIf I say something stupid or funny or both imma put here cos... yes. But also imma rant here. PS I has friend often mentioned she will generally be called N
