i mean

i'd appreciate it

you know my name

the least you could do is tell me yours

Mr Grammar:

yeah

i'm not gonna do that

peter:

you're all so mean to me

now tell me how you know Mr Grammar

Mr Grammar:

i work with him

peter:

oh nice

you work at SI

Mr Grammar:

how do you know that?

peter:

Mr Grammar told me

you guys are so lucky

so what should i call you

Mr Grammar:

ummm

i guess i like spiders

kind've

peter:

oh cool

i shall name you Miss Spider

Mr Grammar:

so

how old are you peter?

and how do YOU know Mr Grammar?

peter:

what is it with you guys and asking questions

Mr Grammar:

just a curious person

peter:

Mr Grammar said the exact same thing

creepy

Mr Grammar:

just being careful :/

peter:

hmm ok

well i'm 15

Mr Grammar:

wow

that's really young

peter:

thank youuuu :)

Mr Grammar:

lol ok

i see why Mr Grammar calls you kid now

so how'd you meet?

peter:

well i was trying to message my friend

but i typed in the wrong number

and messaged Mr Grammar instead

Mr Grammar:

seems legit

plus you seem legit

peter:

you hacked me didn't you

Mr Grammar:

yup

peter:

dang it!

why are you guys always hacking me

surely thats illegal

Mr Grammar:

i am the law

jk jk

it's a grey area

peter:

so why'd you message me?

Mr Grammar:

well Mr Grammar seemed happier lately

and he been on his phone a lot lately

so i stole it to see who he was texting

i was not expecting it to be a 15 year old

peter:

well what can i say

i'm full of surprises

Mr Grammar:

i'm sure you are peter

shit

i gotta go

Mr Grammar's looking for his phone

this never happened

peter:

oh ok

will you text me again?

Mr Grammar:

sure

here's my number

xxxx-xxx-xxx

peter:

oh yayy

another friend!

Mr Grammar:

kid

peter:

what?

Mr Grammar:

nm

i'll talk to you soon

peter:

okie

byeeeee

Mr Grammar:

see ya kid

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