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Part 3

Mr Grammar:

Hey kid :)

peter:

hi Mr Grammar

I can't believe u texted me first!

i'm very shocked

Mr Grammar:

Yeah, well I was in a meeting

And everyone there is really boring

peter:

Oh

so i'm your second choice

i see how it is :/

Mr Grammar:

Don't feel bad kid

If I'm being honest I'd rather talk to you than those bozos

peter:

Awwww

I love you too Mr Grammar 

Mr Grammar:

WHAT

NO

I DIDN'T SAY THAT

peter:

but it was implied

Mr Grammar:

NO 

IT WASN'T

peter:

YES

IT WAS

Mr Grammar:

WHY ARE YOU WRITING IN ALL CAPS?

peter:

because you are, dummy

Mr Grammar:

Oh, I see

And don't call me dummy

I'll have you know

That I'm definitely the smartest person in the world

peter:

Nah

the smartest person in the world is Tony Stark

and you are definitely not Tony Stark

Mr Grammar:

How do you know I'm not Tony Stark?

For all you know I am Tony Stark and you just insulted me

peter:

well...

are you Tony Stark?

Mr Grammar:

No

peter: