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Part 5

Mr Grammar:

hello peter

wyd?

peter:

gasp

you're not Mr Grammar

who are you???

are you an imposter???

Mr Grammar:

damn it

how'd you know?

peter:

you see

i'm a really good detective

Mr Grammar:

hmm sure

i don't believe you

peter:

rude

anyway

there were three things that stood out from your messages

1. you didn't use capital letters

2. you called me peter

3. you used wyd instead of 'what you doing'

Mr Grammar:

so

what does that have to do with anything?

peter:

well

Mr Grammar is known for always using perfect grammar

hence the name

and he never calls me peter

it's usually kid or pete

lastly

Mr Grammar is just not cool enough to use an acronym

meaning you are younger and cooler than Mr Grammar

thank you for listening to my Ted Talk

Mr Grammar:

huh

that was actually pretty good

i'm impressed

so who are you?

peter:

nuh uh

me first

who are you?

and how do you know Mr Grammar?

Mr Grammar:

so you don't know who Mr Grammar really is?

peter:

nah

he wouldn't tell me :(

Mr Grammar:

oh ok

so i probably shouldn't tell you my real name

peter: