Equation ground numbers incorrect quotes because those numbers are just awesome

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X: well at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh god. And then we sort of sunk into it

Ten: ohh... ok. Were they holding you or were their hands on your back?

X: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair

Ten/Seven: ohh...

*meanwhile*

Four: eating pizza with some other numbers: and, yeah, then I kissed them

Two: tongue?

Four: yeah

Eight: cool

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Humanized

Four, double checking supplies on a boat: compass, CB radio, sunscreen...

X: hotdog costumes!

Four: I'm sorry, what?

X:  you know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Seven, gets mad with hunger, we put these on, and since Seven hates hot dogs, they won't try to eat us

Four: so you're saying Seven would rather eat us than hotdogs?

Seven: well I do hate hotdogs

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Four: I am literally evil incarnate 

Four: I'm not actually, I just enjoy being evil

Four: which makes it even more evil because I'm making a conscious effort

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X: I made us friendship bracelets!

Four: you know, I'm not a jewelry person

X: you don't have to wear-

Four: I'm gonna wear it forever and ever. Back off

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Six: what do you think of Nine? 

*pause*

Seven: *sigh* nice pal

Six: I think they're gay

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Two: I don't dab. I stab

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Humanized

Five: *is wearing silk pants* how does this look?

Seven: like it slips on and off really easily

Five:

Seven: no I didn't mean it like that-

Nine: we all know what you meant

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Nine: honk

Six: WHAT?

Nine: HONK

Six: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?

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Five: tell me a little about yourself

Seven: I'd rather not. I like this group

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Two, admiring a sleeping Four: you're so cute...

Four, sleepily: I could beat your ass

Two, lovingly: I know...

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One: you need to practice your Spanish, Three. You're forgetting it

Three: lo siento. Estoy embarazada

One: you just told me you're pregnant... and you can't even-

X: congratulations Three! You're glowing!

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Four: how did none of you hear what I just said?

Nine: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours

Seven: I got distracted halfway through

Two: ignoring you was a conscious decision

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Ok, that's enough for now

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