I was testing chat
11:00 A.M
Neito Monoma: Omg
Neito Monoma: What in the fuck i just found something in the bushes by our dorms.
Judge Man: ?
Megamind: ?
Heavy Weapons Guy: ?
Neito Monoma: Da heck is it?
Neito Monoma: :0
Neito Monoma: Omg
Neito Monoma: I think I just found an inflatoplane.
Neito Monoma has posted whatthefuckisthisthing.png to I was testing chat.
Judge Man: What in the world?
Megamind: How and why and what.
Heavy Weapons Guy: ???
Heavy Weapons Guy: What the heck is inflatoplane?
Megamind: Oh you don't know?
Megamind: It's an interesting thing that was made way back in the day.
Megamind: It's basically a plane that blows up like a balloon, so you can carry it around on a car for a camping trip or airdrop tons of them into enemy grounds for stranded pilots.
Heavy Weapons Guy: Oh.
Mokey Mokey Motherfucker: bruh who in their right mind would get on a contraption that blows up my main man?
Megamind: No, I mean it blows up like a balloon.
Heavy Weapons Guy: Hm.
Mokey Mokey Motherfucker: my point stands my man. burning rubber aint a reason to get high duuude
Judge Man: Actually, inflatoplanes are made up not of rubber, but a highly durable yet stretchy synthetic material called airmat. It is quite safe, though impractical for actual usage. Though, I do believe according to the law, they qualify as ultralight aircraft which allows people without license to engage in flight using them... as unsafe as that sounds.
Megamind: Actually I'm pretty sure early inflatoplanes were made of rubber...
Judge Man: ...? Oh, those older experimental ones manufactured in other countries. Yeah those older ones were a bid for a safer aircraft, making a frame out of rubber, but only a handful exist. Airmat is a far superior material and allows for aerodynamic constructions unlike rubber which creates balloon-like and slow flying aircraft.
Megamind: Yeah... those ones.
Mokey Mokey Motherfucker: my dude... you gotta spend some time out of the books mannnnn...
Judge Man: I'm going to have to decline your offer Belowski.
Megamind: Hmmm I wonder who's inflatoplane this one is.
Harrison has joined I was testing chat.
Harrison has changed their username to Playing Tennis on my Wii.
Cyber Blader: Fuck no.
Cyber Blader has left I was testing chat (Reason: Not dealing with his shit).
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Talking on the not so bright side
FanfictionJaden finds out his PDA has a chatroom feature. Abuse of chatrooms ensues. Chat-Fic with plot (FEATURES MANY 1-OFF CHARACTERS LIKE: DIMITRI, BRIAR, BELOWSKI etc...)
