Ginger spice

He's dead!!?!!!

geri pov
I was having a totally normal day in my boring and lame life. Time just havent bwen the same since we released our lasr album, but now i'm 43 and have no dream of anything

I go to Sainsbury's (#sponsored) to wallow in my sorrow and buy some spice but then i spot this totally smoking hot dude from accross the room- his sparkling blue orbs and tasty ginger locks distracting me so much i bang into this dude and he passes out
"Oh no" i think "i killed someone"
But then I remembered i can do cpr and began totally not kissing him

Ed pov

I somehow wake up to see this totally smoking hot lady infront of my face, her piercing blue orbs seeknf into my soul.
"Y did you just try to kill me?" I asked askingly

The lady whipps her hot pony tail at me "i just saved ur useless life you fudging idot, be greatful"

I growl at her sexily and smack her in the face "well u could've just killed a totally hot dude which is totally not cool"
The girl starts sweatkng a lot and turns to see me "idc if ur totally hot i'm still not apologising"

Did she just admit i'm hot? It doesn't matrer anywah cus i'm already engaged to my music career and my Heinz ketchup cardboard cutout.

"Well i'll sue you and we'll see who wins"
I storm off and pretend to call my lawyer because there's no way i'd actually send such a smokijg hot lady to jail. I'd rather make her mine

A/n things r getting spicy in here already. Did u guys like the angsr?