This, is my life as a dude.
Usually girls would make books like this, sort of like a diary. But this is not, I repeat, IS NOT a diary. It's a manual.
How to survive life. As a dude.
Now, I know you're probably thinking that there's a girl behind this. No guy can ever be smart. Well, guess what? They can!
My name is Weston Saunders. A lot of people say that I look like Logan something...Percy Jackson. That's who. I don't see it. I guess I don't pay attention to myself at all.
If you ever looked at me, you would suspect that I was a player.
I'm not.
I have never hurt a girl before in my life. I've been hurt. A lot. Some say too much.
I argue.
Now, I think that's enough. Let's get started to the first day...
3/7/11
Monday, 9 'o clock.
"Yo, what's up breh?" My friend Carson said slapping my back.
"Hey, how has it been?" I asked.
He smiled.
"I got another chick! Dude, it's amazing how many I've gotten in bed...there was Bria, Destinee, Peyton, Sarah..."
I started to ignore him. I don't care how many girls he can screw. I've only had three girlfriends. Two both used me for money, because well, yes I was rich. I still am. But, the other one was Nyla. I thought we were in love, I did love her, and I thought she loved me.
But no. She was just using me to get this one guy jealous. When he turned her down, she came running back to me.
I said no.
She cried and begged about how stupid it was, and how she really loves me.
Well, if she did then she wouldn't have used me. Isn't that right?
I zoned back into time, when I hit a guy's shoulder.
"Watch it!"
I didn't care. I just moved along.
I noticed Carson was still talking.
"...Opal, Kendall, Grace, Faye, Aeris, Daphne...I think that's it...oh wait there was also...Caity...and..yeah that's it," he shrugged.
I wanted to punch him in the face.
He played with girls too much.
I walked to my locker, and wasn't surprized when I opened it, and a million sticky notes came tumbling out either saying - cheesy romantic stuff, or how I'm a dick for not going out with them, and their happy because I'll never find anyone like them in my life...blah blah blah.
"Haha, oh wow dude! ...wait can I have some of those? Some have their address..."
"Sure, go ahead." I snapped.
Carson smiled, and took a few - well, a lot from the pile of sticky notes on the floor.
I groaned. Too many.
"Hey...Weston? I was wondering something...?" I turned to see a cute blonde twirling her hair flirtasiously.
I wonder what she has to ask...
"Do you maybe, want to walk me to class? Or possibly...to the coffee shop one day?"
Ohh, sneaky.
"Sorry I don't drink coffee," I lied.
She looked hurt, and I felt a little bad.
"Oh okay...well, I'll be here if you ever need me," she chirped then walked away.
I slammed my locker door shut, and started banging my head against it. I admit - it hurt like hell. But it stopped the headache. Although I'l pretty sure that's not how you handle a headache.
"Are you okay?" I heard a small voice.
I slammed my head again. Why can't I be replusive? Wait, no I take that back.
"Yes, I'm fine," I mumbled.
I heard giggling.
Just go away!
"You're cute when you're hurting yourself," I heard someone joke.
I glanced to the side.
It was a girl I've never seen before. Never in my life.
"Are you new?" I asked.
She looked sad.
"I've been here for three YEARS!" She yelled.
I raised my eyebrows.
"Sorry," I said carlessly. She's just another one of those girls-
"I'm just kidding. I got here yesterday, can you even take a joke?"
I smiled to myself.
I think I actually found a girlfriend.
YOU ARE READING
I'm not a player. You just think I am.
HumorWeston Saunders is a lot of things: charming, handsome, smart, and most of all, NOT a player. He has good looks, and everyone likes him. Everyone thinks he's a player, so he turns a lot of people down. But now, he really needs a girlfriend. Who won'...