Manjiro: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Kakucho: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Manjiro: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Hajime: Actually I did the math, Kakucho would have $225, not $0.15.
Kakucho: Fam I'm right here....
Haruchiyo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Manjiro: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Haruchiyo: Sorry I only have a dollar
Manjiro: :(
Hajime: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Kakucho would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Haruchiyo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Hajime: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Rindou: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Hajime: Apply juice to what
Ran: Directly to the forehead
Kakucho: Great chat everyone
I don't really get the joke 'cuz I got that in a incorrect quotes generator
But I'm pretty sure
The fucking picture is beautiful<3~ 葵
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