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Manjiro: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Kakucho: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

Manjiro: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Hajime: Actually I did the math, Kakucho would have $225, not $0.15.

Kakucho: Fam I'm right here....

Haruchiyo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Manjiro: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Haruchiyo: Sorry I only have a dollar

Manjiro: :(

Hajime: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Kakucho would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Haruchiyo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Hajime: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Rindou: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Hajime: Apply juice to what

Ran: Directly to the forehead

Kakucho: Great chat everyone


I don't really get the joke 'cuz I got that in a incorrect quotes generator
But I'm pretty sure
The fucking picture is beautiful<3

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