Insult
At least am pretty, you look like something that crawled out the trash.
Comeback
Why don't you swallow that makeup and make yourself pretty on the inside.
Insult
If you ran like your mouth you'd be in good shape
Insult
Roses are red Violets are blue I've got five fingers and the middles one for you
Insult
I was going to give you a nasty look but it seems you already have one.
I hope one day you choke on the garbage you speak.
You're dark and handsome. When its dark you're handsome.
You're face is striking, tell me how many times were you struck there?
Insult
Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?
Comeback
Couldn't help it one look at you I started to vomit
Insult
Kiss my ass
Comeback
Not until you shave it.
Insult
If I wanted to hear from an ass I'd fart
Comback
Go ahead its gotta smell better than your breath
