Haikyuu Scenarios pt. 2

35. Kyouhaba

Kyoutani: Oh god...

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2.

*Kyoutani and Yahaba alone in the locker rooms*

Kyoutani: Hey babe.

Yahaba: Hey love. What's up? 

Kyoutani: I was just wondering if you could do my eyeliner... My fingers are taped together so I can't draw a straight line.

Yahaba: Well, you're not straight, so I guess that makes sense.

*Kyoutani chuckles*

Kyoutani: So... Are you gonna do it, or...

*Yahaba, taking the eyeliner from Kyoutani's hand*: Yeah, yeah. Just sit down.

*Kyoutani sits down and Yahaba sits on his lap*

Kyoutani: Babe, as much as I love you sitting on my lap, someone might walk in on us.

Yahaba: Well, it's about time they learn, don't you think?

*Kyoutani, sighing*: Yeah, I guess. Can't believe it's almost been a year.

Yahaba: Mhm.

*Kyoutani softly touches Yahaba's cheek and caresses it fondly*

Kyoutani: You're so pretty.

Yahaba: So are you.

*Kyoutani and Yahaba kiss*

*Watari comes in*

Watari: Ew. Ew ew ew ew ew. Nope. I'm out. (Watari's being dramatic, don't come at me for inaccurate aro/ace representation)

Yahaba: Watari... C'mon dude.

*Watari, sitting outside the gym, his eyes shut closed with a pained expression on his face*: Please get that image out of my head.

Kyoutani: Don't exaggerate. 

Oikawa: Oooh~ what's going on here?

Watari: Oikawa-san. Please kill me.

Oikawa: Um... 

Iwaizumi: What's going on?

*Yahaba, sighing*: Dude, c'mon, it was just a kiss.

Watari: It wasn't just a kiss. Oh my god. I can't even- eurgh-

Oikawa: Anyways, are you guys a new item? How long have you been together?

*Yahaba, scratching his neck*: 9 months...

Oikawa: WHAT?!

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3.

Hanamaki: Hey Yahaba. What is something you find cute that Kyoutani does?

Yahaba: Hmm. Well he looks really cute when he's jealous. One time a girl confessed to me and asked if I wanted to go out with her and Ken just grabbed my arm and went "Sorry we have a date today" and dragged me away. We in fact did not have a date planned for that day.

*Kyoutani, blushing*: Shut uuuuuup. You tell it every single time you get the chance.

Yahaba: Whom have I told it to, huh?

Kyoutani: My mom, my dad, my older sister, your older brother, your younger brother, your mom, your dad, all on different occasions. That makes 8 with this one.

Yahaba: I guess I do tell it often, don't I?

Kyoutani: Unfortunately.

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