Yo mamma 1. : Yo mamma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printing.
Yo mamma 2. : Yo mamma is so fat that when she fell nobody laughed but the ground was
Yo mamma 3. : Yo mamma is so ugly that when she tried to join an ugly comtest they said "Sorry. No professionals."
Yo mamma 4. : Yo mamma is soo ugly she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mamma 5. : Yo mamma is soo stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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