Happy Birthday Loki!

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[The Avengers have logged in]

[Loki has logged in]

Tony: HAPPY BIRTHDAY REINDEER GAMES!!!!! {throws confetti in the air}

{puts a birthday hat on Loki}

Loki: thanks...you still have to call me that don't you?!

Tony: pretty much

Loki: -_-

Thor: OMG!!! BROTHER!!! ITS YO BIRTHDAY!!!! {squeals} I MUST GO BUY SHAWARMA AND POPTARTS!!!! {jumps out of window} FOR ASGARD!!!!!!!

Thor has logged off

Loki: oaf.

Natasha: happy birthday Loki

Loki: Thank you, you mewling quim

Natasha: {takes out gun and points it to Loki's head} 

Loki: O.O {slowly backs away}

Steve: How old are you turning today?

Loki: 2,000 years old.

Steve: O.O

Clint: let's sing happy birthday!!!

Tony: ooooo meee!!! I want to doooo iiiitttt!!! piccckkk meee!!!

Clint: fine

Natasha: oh boy.

Tony: okay here we go, {clears throat}  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! YOU SMELL LIKE A MONKEY!!!!! HAPPPYYY BIRRRTTTHHHDDAAAY TO YOUUU!!!

Loki: wow...

Steve: {sniffs} that was b-b-eautiful! {sniffs}

Bruce: we got you a present!

Loki: really? wow thanks! what is it?

Bruce: a video :D

Tony: JARVIS!

Jarvis: Yes sir?

Tony: play the video!

Jarvis: yes sir.

Loki: and what's in this vid-

{video shows Hulk smashig Loki on the floor, in slowmotion}

Loki: -___-

Clint: I CAN-TT BREATHHEE!! XD

Natasha: this gets me everytime

Steve: XD

Bruce: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 

Loki: gee thanks...best birthday ever -__-  eh, I've had worse.

Thor has logged on

Thor: MY FELLOW MIDGARDIANS LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOUND!!!

Natasha: you found...rocks

Thor: YES! I'VE NAMED THEM AS WELL AFTER ALL OF US!!!

Tony; you named rocks after us?

Thor: YES! THIS ONE IS YOU MAN OF IRON! THIS IS YOU LADY OF THE BLACK SPIDER! THIS ONE IS YOU CPATIN OF AMERICA! THIS ONE IS FOR YOU EYE OF THE HAWK! AND THIS ONE IS FOR YOU MAN OF THE HULK!

Bruce: Thor this is bird poop...

Thor: I PAINTED IT GREEN!!!

Clint: with what?

Thor: A RANDOM DIAPER NEXT TO THE GARBAGE THAT HAD GREEN STUFF IN-

Tony: okay Thor TMI!!!!

Natasha: Who's up for shawarma?

Steve: okay.

Clint: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!

Bruce: Clint, that doesn't make any sense!

Clint: aw :(

[The Avengers have logged off]

Loki: I hate myself -___-

[Loki has logged off]

I haven't updated this in awhile! Sorry :( I hope you enjoyed this!! 

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