EU: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Hungary?
Germany: I do!
EU: I know Germany
Germany: I'm sad!
EU: I know Germany
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Germany: *showing Kosovo around the EU office* and here's were we come to cry
Kosovo: nice...
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Germany: *falls through roof*
EU: hey Germany
Germany: hey EU
ME:
Germany: that hurt..
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Italy: I'm-a makin' a pizza
Vatican: yay!
Italy: *drops pizza on Vatican*
Vatican: *gets crushed*
Italy: oh no! I dropped tha pizza on the little man!
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Germany: *sitting on the roof*
Bavaria: this is petty, Germany
Germany: shut up
Bavaria: *throws rock at Germany*
Germany: *starts to slide off of the roof* ah shi-
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Germany: *gets rejected* welp, love has failed me
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UnbreakableUnion: when you wish on wish.com~
You can buy~ *pulls Forelle1234 in* h u m a n t e e t h ~
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Germany to saarland: *bonk* go to horny jail!
(In relation to aftermath/blue light from Forelle1234)
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Germany: you monster! You take what was rightfully mine and you betray me leaving me sick and festering?! You are the very definition of dread!
Berlin: are you okay?
Germany: *on the verge of tears* *sniffle* the cat stole my fucking garlic bread
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America: heyguysIgotalotofshoppingtodosoIwon'tbeavaliablebyeguys
EU: ....do you know what he said?
Germany: no
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Berlin: you act like a 12 year old
Germany: well, I haven't felt alive for the past 18 years so I might still be twelve
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Saarland to Germany: hey you, yeah you *props up umbrella and puts it over them* I wanna eat ur ass
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Bavaria: *is cooking*
Germany: *is vibing in a box cronching on 'something'*
Bavaria: DONT EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS
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