Daddy kitten: guess who was running from the cops again😘
Izana: Istg Y/n-
Smiley😁: IT WAS SO FUNNY
Angry👹: SHE WAS LIKE
Smiley😁: SMACK HIS ASS LIKE A DRUM
Angry👹: AND WE JUST RAN
Draken: rewind there
Mikey: basically we were at the mall and we saw Baji and Chifuyu so Y/n goes to smack their asses and they started chasing her
Daddy kitten: WE DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS A GROUP OF COPS AROUND SO THEY SUSPECTED US FOR STEALING AND STARTED CHASING US ALL TOGETHER
Hanma: atleast it wasn't the cops ass
Daddy kitten: BOI SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I GET DEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH
Kakucho: don't give Y/n ideas
Izana: nope it happened before
Kakucho: WAIT what
Mitsuya: since when-
Takemichi: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPNED
Senju: OH WAS THIS WHEN YOU U GOT ARRESTED FOR THE FIRST TIME???
Daddy kitten: pls bby I love you but don't expose me like that 😭
Draken:I'm just scared to see Y/n records at this point
Daddy kitten: ITS NOT THAT BAD
Izana: you had two files already-
Daddy kitten: 🐿ʙᴏɪ🐿ᴡʜᴀᴛ🐿ᴛʜᴇ🐿ʜᴇʟʟ🐿 ʙᴏɪ🐿
Daddy kitten: IZANA I THOUGHT U WERE MY SECRET KEEPER <\3
Kakucho: you still have me Y/n
Izana: I'm only your lil body guard cause I was told to.
Daddy kitten: SHUT UP YOU LITTERALLY GREW UP WITH ME SINCE KIDS
Kakucho: NOW Izana don't be making fights
Smiley😁: HUHH IS IT TIME FOR A Y/N LIFES STORYTIME???
Daddy kitten: nahh ya'll will never know
Daddy kitten: except for Izana and Kakucho cause I grew up with them
Sanzu: at this point I'm thinking Y/n is a 78 yrs old man
Daddy kitten: DO U THINK AN OLD MAN WOULD HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY LIKE ME?
Daddy kitten: IM PRETTY SURE ID HAVE A STROKE AND DIE WHEN IM 78
Izana: plus Y/n sucks at being undercover
Kakucho: true that
Daddy kitten: Anyways yall wanna summon a demon with me??
Smiley😁: LETS SUMMON SUKUNA
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FanfictionWarning: bunch of deez nut jokes "yo Baji you play genshin right?" "yeah why" "WELL XIAO DEEZ NUTZ" when a girl randomly adds herself to a random discord server but soon to find that it's filled with gang members Pronouns for the story is: she/her ...
