[i had to do it to yall]
*everyone standing around a broken coffee maker*
varka: so...who broke it?
everyone:
varka: i'm not mad, i just wanna know.
everyone:
jean: i did. i broke-
varka: no. no you didn't. kaeya?
kaeya: don't look at me. look at albedo.
albedo: what? i didn't break it.
kaeya: huh, that's weird. then how did you know it was broken?
albedo: because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
kaeya: suspicious
albedo: no it's not-
amber: if it matters, probably not...lisa was the last one to use it
lisa: liar, i don't even drink that crap!
amber: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
lisa: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, amber!
jean: alright, let's not fight, i broke it, let me pay for it, master varka-
varka: no! who broke it?
everyone:
albedo: master varka...eula's been awfully quiet
eula: rEALLY?
*everyone starts arguing*
varka, away from everyone: i broke it. i burned my hand on it so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
varka: *looks at everyone arguing*
varka, smiling: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
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incorrect genshin impact quotes
Humoruh my marvel one did,,,,,,,really well,,,,,,,,,so i thought i would try this with genshin
