incorrect genshin impact quotes

my team as incorrect quotes again

[so i obviously have a diff team from last time i did this so enjoy my new and improved team <3]

venti: why are your tongues purple?

kaeya: we had slushies. i had a blue one.

childe: i had a red one.

venti: oh

venti: 

venti: OH-

zhongli: 

zhongli: you drank each other's slushies?

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venti: on a scale from "damn daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?

kaeya: in between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat captain america", but as a solid answer i would say "i don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". how about you, childe?

childe: probably "road work ahead".

zhongli: i speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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venti: why are childe and kaeya sitting with their backs to each other?

zhongli: they had a fight

venti: then why are they holding hands?

zhongli: they get sad when they fight

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venti, about zhongli: apparently we're getting someone new in the group

childe: are we stealing them?

kaeya: new or used?

venti: wonderful responses, both of you

[zhongli is my newest character,,,,he came home instantly unlike a certain someone *looks at childe* im so proud of him <3 now i can save for kazuha]

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venti: truth or dare?

kaeya: dare

venti: i dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

kaeya: hey childe

childe, blushing: yeah?

kaeya: could you move? im trying to get to zhongli

[pls dont turn this into a ship war btw lolz im aware that chili exists i just: do not care! im too much of a guili and zhongluc fucker to rly ship zhongli w anyone else </3 and chaeya the world so]