Kurapika x Chrollo : ENEMIES TO ONE BED LOVERS TROPE!!!

ONE SHOT: ENEMIES TO BEDBUGS

Dear Diary,

     My name is Kurapika. I am blonde and some have compared me to Taylor Swift. I like rolly pollies. I also like long waalks on the beach and sipping on stone cold whiskey. Although I am only be a wee little boy on the streets of victorian York New, I miss me mum and pops. The plague known as 'Chrollo' has gotten to them, and here I am left with their eyes. The eyes that I gouged out with my little wielding spooon and popped in my jarring jar. OH! I see master Lucifer now! Toodles.

         - Kurapika <3

Dear Diary,

      KYS. Lol jk. I was told that I should express my feelings in my journal. IChigo has been hounding me on it ever since he saw that I was taking out my emotional turbulence on my phantom troupe. TBH they asked for a tbh so how could I not tell them how much I hate and despise them. I guess saying that I hope their mothers and sisters die in a tragic lava fire was too harsh, but that's what they get for playing slap jack without me. Okay I see my little Taylor Swift coming towards me. I called for him so we can have a sleepover like in the movie 13 going on 30. bye. 

      - Chrollo LUcifer xoxo

Dear Diary,

    Master LUcifer and I had a sleepover! It waas supes cool and we shared a bed because it is 6 feet long and 9 feet wide. It is a super bed! We also had tea and crumpets! I am so glad my parents died because otherwise I would not be here.

     - Kurapika <3

Dear Diary,

      I have killed master lucifer. He told me his first name. Guess what it was.,.. CHROLLO! LIke what killed my parents! My bestie Shroter Wong told me that he was the one who slipped poison into the sewers, WHERE MY FAMILY DRANK OUR WATTER !!1!!! Apparently I'm immune to this drug called banana fish which is super cool but then I went beserk and strangled Master lucifer with some sick chains. I guess the chains only bring me down (- joe jonase or something i think) ANeways, I am off to live with Shorter and grow old toghether.

     - Kurapika </3

Dear Diary,

      Shorter died. I am sad. I am once again drowning in indescripable empitness. Gopdbye cruel world. GOing to go to color me mine now and make a mug for him so I can drink his brain juices and carbonated spinal fluids for eternal youth. Thank you oh great lord above. you are so kind and sweet. Byebye- my pilates lesson starts soon.

         -Kurapika

    PS rip shorter