✔️ Funny Story | James Potter

01 - IT STARTS

EDITED: 23/04/2024

FLORENCE ADDED PRANCER, SERIOUSLY WHITE, RAT BOY AND LOONY LUPIN TO

'SLAGS OF THE 1970's 🤪'

11:43 pm

FLORENCE:
hello whores and whorettes 😆

PRANCER:
IT'S FLOWER GIRL

RAT BOY:
I'll never get tired of flower
girl!!! 😩😩

LOONY LUPIN:
not the group chats💔💔

FLORENCE:
you've always got to be a
hater don't you Remus 🙄

SERIOUSLY WHITE:
BABEEEEEE ❤️❤️❤️❤️

FLORENCE:
baeeeeee ❤️😍😍😍😍

PRANCER:
I'm not trying to ruin the party
but i'm going to bed.

SERIOUSLY WHITE:
rest in peace my angel 💕😇

LOONY LUPIN:
Sirius, he's sleeping not dying.
we have seven groupchats,
WHY ANOTHER?!?

FLORENCE:
because you keep leaving
them babes <33
anyway.
HEAR ME OUT
you know how the slytherin
common room door is always
some messed up password
like today it was mud ykyk
what if we just removed their
door?

PRANCER:
it's a plan!!!!!
that hasn't been made
a plan??
BUT ITS A PLAN !!

SERIOUSLY WHITE:
LETS DO IT !!

RAT BOY:
i'm in.

LOONY LUPIN:
How do you plan on removing
a door?

RAT BOY:
always such a negative nancy.

PRANCER:
do NOT burst our bubble 💔

FLORENCE:
i just can because like
i'm florence and florence
is bae :)
also
someone run a coffee bussiness
with me????!!
REMUS
REMUS!!!
BABY RUN A COFFEE
BUSINESS WITH ME I BOUGHT
A COFFEE MACHINE

LOONY LUPIN:
wait WHAT
SINCE WHEN
WHY DIDNT YOU
TELL ME
WTAF
DISCRIMINATION
AGAINST WOLVES

FLORENCE:
dumbledore approved my
mum to send me one
BUT JUST IMAGINE
US RUNNING A BUSINESS IN
HOGWARYS TOGETHER
MINNIE WOULD DEFINITELY
BUY FROM US
OMG PLS DO IT
PLEASE
PLEASE

SERIOUSLY WHITE:
I want in. I'll invest.

FLORENCE:
YOURE ALL INVITED TO
RUN MY COFFEE BUSSINESS
WITH ME TOMORROW!!!

PRANCER:
Where?!

FLORENCE:
reckon the room of requirement
will sort something out
for us?

LOONY LUPIN:
100%

RAT BOY:
Florence, this is your third
"business" of the year. What
happened to the sweet one?