welp here we go again
Maul : KENOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi-wan: MAUL WILL YOU SHUT UP
Maul : We are destined to fight kenobi
Obi-wan: Its been 38 years maul when are you going to stop?
Maul : When I kill you or you kill me
Ahsoka : Does it count if i kill you?
Maul : Get out now
Obi-wan : Well Maul Ventress and Grevios just came by and said the same thing
Maul : That bucket of rust and bald harpie think they are your greatest enemy?
Obi-wan : well Ventress is more of a frenemy
Ventresss : Yea......
Grevios : AND IM NOT A RUST BUCKET ( cough)
Maul : Well if it isint wheezy
Grevios : YOULL PAY FOR THAT DATHOMIRIAN SCUM
lightsabers igniting*
Q/A WITH YODA
Anakin : master this is a dead meme
Yoda : give me a question you must
Anakin : (sigh) who deserves the rank of jedi master ?
Yoda : mmmmm Ahsoka does
Anakin screaming noises 8
Q/A end
Maul : well this was unexpected
Ventress : yup
Kenobi : well maul i now know who my greatest enemy is the low ground
[insert half maul meme here ]
Maul : KENOBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
star wars texts (on hold until further notice or author gets new ideas)
Humorjust some funny stuff in star wars if they had phones
