*Jacob's mouth starts howling*
"Couldya knock it out?!" Edward spits.
*Jacob refused*
"no I can't blood sucker 101 I'm sick of you complaining about my natural pain I'm feeling"
Jacob hollers.
"Alright alright, but just cuz you're in pain doesn't mean u have an excuse to tell Bella about our affair, alright?''
"Yeah sure whatever blood sucker"
"Then let's rock are socks off"
"Baby I already knocked them off"
"Shit"
"Don't say that!!! U know I have an extreme shit kink!"
"Right my bad, sorry wolf boy ;)"
The next morning:
*Bella enters Edwards secret shit shack*
"OH MY GOD!" Bella hollers.
"WHY DID U DO THIS TO ME EDDY?!"
*edward tries to cover up the large amount of portable mini fans"
"Bella loca! Edward and I aren't anything,trust me!" The werewolf explains
"What Jacob said!"
"THEN WHY IS THERE ORANGE WIGS EVERYWHERE, I THOUGHT THAT WAS A YOU AND ME THING? BUT NO I GUESS I WAS WRONG" Bella then starts tearing up
"LOCA DONT CRY!" The human wolf boils
"WHAT ARE YOU BOILING"
Bella screams in confusion
"U wouldn't wanna know" Edward smirks
YOU ARE READING
Jacob x Edward
HorrorA enemies to lovers type beat. Jacob is starting to feel rebellious and Edward is feeling naughty! What a wonderful consumer.
