𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧 | 𝐨. 𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐨

xvii

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1 new message(s) from 'GINGER' to 'CRAB'

GINGER
seb seb
sebby

CRAB
you haven't called
me sebby since you
we're like 10

GINGER
okay your point
being?

CRAB
so why are you
messaging me

GINGER
i need help

CRAB
well i know that

GINGER
call me

CRAB
i'm kind of busy

GINGER
please

CRAB
okay sure
but try and be
quick

[ BOLD - sebastian ]
[ REGULAR - anastasia ]

"so what's wrong little sis."

"em i- i like olivia."

"like you fancy her?"

"yes obviously you idiot."

"shut up prost. be careful, she seems like a nice person but watch your step i don't want to have to deal with a heartbroken 'stasia anymore than i have to. she's a pain in the ass."

"i swear to god seb i'm going to whack you."

"ooh shiver me timbers."

"die. literally drown."

"jesus you're temperamental."

"i honestly don't even know why i called you."

"because you need help from your experienced older brother i get it."

"pfft experienced my ass."

"you have no room to talk."

"i called you for you to help me not insult me. i'm feeling abused."

"call childline then."

"if your tiny little flea brain forgot i'm not a fucking child."

"i swear you were twelve just five minutes ago."

"actually it's been seven years since i was twelve grandpa."

"oh my lord."

"now will you please help me with my crisis with liv."

"is it a midlife crisis?"

"it might as well be."

"well if you don't one hundred percent know that she fancy's you, and if you think she is straight then i think you shouldn't tell her how you feel if you want to stay friends with her. i know if might be tough to hide your feelings but i think that is the best thing for you to do right now."