MA IDOLS SAVE MEH!!!!

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Me: WHY AW LAWD WHY *running from zambies*

Sophia: WEEEEEEE SQUIRRELS *running next to meh*

Me: Fuck dis shiet *pushes sophia towards zambies*

Sophia: WEEEEEEE TAKE MEH TO UR LEADER *gets eaten by zambie*

Me: ;-;

Matthew: shoot his ass *shooting the zambies behind meh*

Nick: whoot whoot *shooting the floor*

Me: *dives behind them*

Matthew: this is for da gaybies!!!!!

Nick: how do I gun!!????

Me: yay shoot 'em in the dicks!!!!!

Matthew: *kills all da zambies* whew that was close! U okay kid

Me: wait... I know u... ur-UR MATTHEW LUSH!!!!! *silently having a seizure*

Nick: hey im Nick

Me: I know...

Matthew: sorry about ur friend

Me: wh-what friend? *still shaking*

Nick: *face palm*

Abby: *comes out of forest with Olivia and Bre* Ethan! Whoa who da fuck r ya'll

Breanna: OMFG MATT&NICK *having a seizure*

Olivia: Where's Sophia? *reading her book*

Me: she fell...

Breanna: *hugging Matt* she's dead?

Matthew: O.o

Nick: ;-; he's ma man

Breanna: get over it *hisses at nick*

Matthew: *pushes breanna off of him* srry bout your friend guys

Olivia: that sucks *still reading her book*

Abby: ;-;

Me: we may have lost 2 good friends but we should go now and grieve later

Matthew and Nick: that was beautiful ;-;

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