Just a random book of my active humor...
Characters: (Groups I stan)
Stray Kids
Itzy
Tomorrow X Together
I only made this story for my humor that gets active when I'm studying. I just need to let it out of my fricking head.
Itzy are at their dorm, creating a mess in every place they go. From messy socks on the bed, wasted food on the floor to Yeji almost getting bald- wait! Oh yeah right! Hwang Yeji almost got bald.
"JISU-AH!!!" -Yeji
"Yuna get the hair dryer!" -Lia
"Calm down unnie..." -Chaeryeong
"Who in the world didn't flush their poop in the toilet???" -Ryujin
"We'll get to it later, help me calm Yeji unnie first." -Chaeryeong
"Woah girl, are you wearing a wig?" -Ryujin
*Whisper* "Ryujin! Not now!" -Lia
"YAH! WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" -Yeji
"Omg I'm so done..." *eye-rolling* -Yuna
"Lia I trusted you..." -Yeji
"I'm sorry ok!" -Lia
So what's going on inside their dorm? Well Yeji was trying a new hair look for her date with Yeonjun tomorrow. Guessed Lia messed up big time... Fortunately for everyone, Yeji is not yet completely bald! Hooray! So the Hwang girl calmed herself down, forgiving Lia instead of hitting her with a curling iron.
"What are we gonna do now?" -Chaeryeong
"Don't worry, let's just ask help from our staff." -Lia
"Unnie, calm down alright." -Yuna
"I'm trying to." -Yeji
"Chaeryeong! Help me get some water outside!" -Ryujin
"Why???" -Chaeryeong
"The toilet won't flush!" -Ryujin
"Hey girls, I'm just gonna help Ryujin." -Chaeryeong
Chaeryeong left the room while Lia was on her phone, calling for the staff's help. After seconds or so, the girl knew what to do.
"Ok Yuna, help me buy some aloe vera gel at the grocery." -Lia
"You forgot to buy one?" -Yeji
"Yes." -Lia
"Let's buy two unnie, mine is almost empty..." -Yuna
"Alright, we'll leave you for a moment Yeji. Don't do anything to your hair." -Lia
"But what if it's itchy?" -Yeji
"Try to endure it." -Lia
"But what if I can't?" -Yeji
"Try to control yourself for the sake of your scalp." -Lia
"But what if I accidentally touch it?" -Yeji
"Then immediately stop your fingers." -Lia
"But what if there's a lizard above me and saw that my hair is tasty so it falls on top of my head trying to eat my hairstrands and it's very itchy that I might touch-" -Yeji
"My goodness pls at all cost DON'T TOUCH YOUR HAIR!" -Lia
'Lizards eat hair?' -Yuna
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When the two girls finally left, Yeji decided to drink water. She took her phone on her way out of the room. After drinking, Yeonjun suddenly called that made the girl almost choke from the remaining water inside her mouth.
*Ehem* "Hey Junnie." -Yeji
"Hey Yeji, how are you?" -Yeonjun
"I'm fine thank you and you?" -Yeji
"What?" -Yeonjun
"I said I'm fine idiot." -Yeji
'No I'm not, Lia almost made me bald. Huhu...' -Yeji
"Oh I see, that's good." -Yeonjun
"Btw, why'd you call?" -Yeji
"I just miss you, that's all." -Yeonjun
"I miss you too. Where are we going tomorrow anyways?" -Yeji
"At a resort. You'll love it there." -Yeonjun
"Wow! That sounds exciting!" -Yeji
'Shoot! What about my hair??' -Yeji
"Alright, I still have to teach Beomgyu how to say Resistance. Good to know that you're doing fine. I'll see you tomorrow, bye!" -Yeonjun
"Bye Junnie!" -Yeji
'Omg! Resort?? So like, it's just us and we'll have our moments and take a swim. Like, you know... Swimming with the sharks- I mean, swimming with the fishes- Wait. Is it a beach or just a huge swimming pool?' -Yeji
Yeji was so excited for tomorrow that she started imagining how fun their date is gonna be. But not until she gets to the wild part.
'... Then after swimming we're going inside our hotel room cuz there's a hotel duh! And it's already night time and Yeonjun will lock the door then he'll pin me to the wall then he'll look down on my lips while his face is leaning closer and closer and closer-' -Yeji
Before Yeji knew it, Ryujin already splashed her with water from the bucket she's holding. The younger lady called for her unnie but to her dismay, she couldn't hear her from her wild imagination.
"Unnie are you ok? You weren't breathing..." -Ryujin
"Yeah... I'm fine. Thanks Ryu, I needed holy water." -Yeji
Yeji patted Ryujin's shoulder as she walked back to her room without glancing at her and the water still flowing down her face. Ryujin's eyebrows met, thinking what's going on with Yeji that she didn't notice something...
