Soon the pizza guy came and looked bewild by the size of the house.
He rang the door bell and heard yelling than footsteps.

Naruto sit, Sasuke said sternly and the blonde pouted but did as told.
The pizza guy looked at Sasuke amazed.

I mean. It was the Sasuke Uchiha. Why would he order pizza? Didn't he have maids and butlers to cook and clean?

Sasuke raised an eyebrow and the pizza guy snapped out of his gaze.

U-uh two pepperoni and one cheese? He asked and Sasuke looked back. Babe did you order cheese? He asked and the pizza guy looked in to see a goddess of a blonde walking up.
He then noticed that that exact goddess was pregnant.. very pregnant.

Yeah.. mom likes cheese and it sounded good, he said hugging Sasuke protectively. Mm. Do you think three pizzas will feed us all? He asked and Naruto tilted his head in confusion. I ordered 5 pizzas since Yuki eats one by himself and Samui isn't any better like my mom and dad can share one with us, Naruto said and the pizza guy stiffened. Why? Naruto asked. This guy only said three pizzas, Sasuke said and Naruto looked at the normal man.
He sighed.
I paid for 5 pizzas and I'm not getting ripped off. Please go back, Naruto said and the pizza guy gulped, seeing Naruto was already irritated. A-ah yeah I'll call my boss, he said and practically ran down the steps.

Why's he running? Naruto asked. Your scary when not fed, Sasuke chuckled and Naruto pouted. I didn't mean to be mean, he mumbled. And you weren't. It was just the aura you let out, he said and hugged Naruto from the back as they walked. Yeah but now I feel bad, Naruto said tearing up.
Sasuke chuckled and sat Naruto on his lap.
Baby he'll come back and everything will be fine, he said and Naruto nodded. Sasuke shook his head and kissed his hormonal lover.

Another knock came to the door but this time Kushina answered and glared at the man.
The same pizza guy gulped.

Mom stop, Naruto sighed taking his child and pushing her away. I-I got your right order and the boss made it fresh, he said and Naruto smiled. Yes and sorry for seeming scary. From my husbands opinion I'm scary when not fed, he said and shot Sasuke a look but he just smirked and walked up.
W-wait. Sasuke Uchiha is your husband? He asked. Hm. Yeah these are our children, Naruto said pointing to Sana who was in his arms and Daiki who was rolling around on the floor while eating his hand. W-wow.. uh does that mean your famous? He asked and Sasuke took the pizza. Naruto raised an eyebrow. One does not need to be famous to marry a famous person, he said and the man gulped. Y-yeah b-but I-I'm sure y-your w-well k-known, the man stuttered. Naruto hummed. I'm Naruto Uzumaki if that clarifies anything, Naruto said and the man blushed. Wait! The one who gets sponsored for his brilliant work with Hinata Hyuga and the one who helped Kiba Inuzuka open his multi million restaurant? He asked and Naruto felt awkward.
Naruto looked at Sasuke for help but he just took Sana and ran before Naruto could hit him for his betrayal.

He was also a model before getting married! Yuki yelled and Naruto shot him a glare. The pizza guys eyes sparkled and Naruto stood there in awkwardness.
Naruto stop your flirting and get over here! Sasuke joked and Naruto felt tears brimming his eyes. I-I'm not doing that! He yelled clenching his shirt.

The pizza guy started to freak out as Naruto cried and wiped his tears that kept falling.

Good going, Samui said pointing to the crying Naruto. Oh no, Sasuke breathed and ran up. Ok come here I was joking, he said and Naruto clenched the fabric of his shirt. It wasn't funny, he sniffled. Yes I'm sorry, Sasuke apologized and closed the door. I-I don't do that stuff, Naruto whimpered. I know it was a joke, he said kissing Narutos head.
Minato shook his head as Sasuke attempted to comfort his crying son.

What did he do? Yuki whispered. Joked that Naruto was flirting, Samui said taking a bite of his piece.
Daiki drooled over the amazing smell.

Sasuke picked Naruto up and carried him into the kitchen.
'Wow he can still carry naru-nii' the twins thought amazed.

Naruto soon calmed down and started to eat.. well before he noticed his sons face.

Grow teeth and I'll give you my crust, he said and Daiki pouted. But-but, he said with his lip quivering. Grow teeth, Naruto repeated and gave him yogurt bites.
Daiki pouted but stuffed the yogurt bites into his mouth.

Oh so you can give them yogurt but I can't, Kushina grumbled. Naruto held the bag up. These are for babies. The bites dissolve in their mouths, Naruto explained and she huffed.

Naruto continued to eat and Sana glanced at the food every second as Daiki just stared at it hungrily.

Bed time! Naruko yelled clapping his hands together with a wide smile. No! Sana and Daiki yelled. No? Naruto asked and a shiver ran down everyone's bodies.
Sana and Daiki looked at their mother and looked down at his stern look.

I have taught you well, Kushina said smiling.
Naruto sighed and picked them up. No, Sasuke said and grabbed Daiki. No more than one baby, he said sternly. But-, Naruto went to protest but Sasuke growled his alpha way. Naruto huffed and began to walk up the stairs.

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