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Love for Goats
HumorI dance like a beached whale. I have never been kissed. I've also been called a mountain goat because I can bound up a rock wall like nobody's business. It'd be a solid nickname if mountain goats didn't weigh three hundred pounds on a good day and t...
Chapter 19 - The Real Kind of Happy
Honestly, why are you still here? Don't you have anything better to do?