The Killers Of Elon Musk

Part 1

"woopdiewoop"
"yadiyadiyada"
"bingbongbongbongbing"
"whoowhoowhoowhoowhoo"
"the last dandelion of the season"
"does nobody care about Syd the Sloth?"
"liceee NO SYD it starts with L and ends with E *GASP* leprosye"
"noooooooo 4 letters"
"uhhhh lice"
"noo Diego's in LoOoVe"

"CUUUUUTTTTT" the director booms "good scene" they exclaim walking off into the next set.

"ok we should get our pay soon" i say.
"probs not because the producers are bitches" you reply.
i reply with a saddened "that's true"
"SOLUTION" you exclaim with your finger in the air hinting you have an idea.
".... PEFORM TO THE PUBLIC!"

"yes" i say
" put a hat down. Beg for money. Then they pay Independent work. Genius."
"we will be rich" you reply
"billionaires" I say in a whisper to make sure no one hears our master plan.
"fuck the producers" you say.

"Kill them" I say
"run from the police and go to germany, and then we tell them we are in Venezuela, but bury the bodies in Mozambique."
"Then move to Cuba." you add

suddenly i say excitedly in a hushed tone,
"Then we grow old, you marry a guy named Juan and I marry Mary who we met in Paris. Next we fly over the arctic to where the titanic was hit with Juan and Mary. Then murder them by dumping their bodies we just carved into little slices. Arctic fills with blood. Nay, all ocean fill with blood. We fly to mars and bring people to populate the planet. Start the first human civilisation there. PLOT TWIST. we accidentally brought the retired cop that has been searching for us for the past 20 years, we fly him to Jupiter and kill him. He may be 90 years old but we are ruthless and rest for no one."

continuing on the plan you add,
"we then realise we are left with another person on mars. we find out they have a hefty criminal record so we decide to do some good and throw them into the milky way to save the police the hassle of tracking them down. we then fly to the moon, place a massive batman symbol on it so everyone on earth will think batman is real then we move to Venus.

adding even more to this already chaotic plan i add
"from Venus, we plant our flag, NOT EARTHS FLAG, our flag we made for mars. Screw Mars it sucks. we blow it up along with daddy Elon Musk and Jeffy Bezos. We steal amazon and make it a company for Venus. We may be burning our asses off because we are very close to the sun but it's worth it. We've started our own currency and now we are rich. More people come to Venus and realise it's summer all year long. Tan lines galore. But of course we realise there is no way we can have substantial civilisation here. We fly out of the Milky Way to another universe. what do we discover?.... another world."