10. I vow to wow

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"You've never been married  before, have you?" Deadpool asks Char

"What?" Char asks, sitting down

"Marriage is something to take with great consideration, what I'm saying, is you need to write your vows" Deadpool says

"...What?" Char asks again

"You both need to make your vows before tomorrow" Deadpool nods

"Yeah, I've been done" Gerard nods

"Really?" Char asks

"What are vows?" Bandit asks

"It's how you tell someone you love them in your own way" Deadpool explains

"Mommy, how are you going to tell daddy you love him?" Bandit asks

"I don't know, I don't even have a guest list" Char shakes her head

"I can help if you want" Alayna nods

"Thanks, but no" Char shakes her head

"Mmm...Okay" Alayna shrugs

"So who're you two inviting?" Deadpool asks

"Mikey, Frank, Ray, Jimmy...and anyone else willing to come, I guess" Gerard chuckles

"Kristen, Jessika, Chantal, Jiama" Char nods

"What about me?" Bandit asks

"You're coming too, obviously" Char smiles

"What about Petra?" Deadpool asks

"Yeah, anyone who wants to come" Char nods

"Good" Deadpool smiles

"Now, just the vows..." Char rubs her chin

"That's all that's left, isn't it?" Deadpool asks

"Yeah, Mikey's got everything else" Gerard nods

Char goes into her room and gets a piece of paper and a pencil

Alayna puts her head on Char's shoulder

"How do people make their vows when I can't even freaking begin"  Char groans

"Gerard, my love for you is stronger than Galactus" Alayna suggests

"Who?" Char asks

"Galactus, Marvel comics" Alayna nods

"That's kinda cringey though" Char squints

"My love for you is stronger than the pull between the sun and Earth" Alayna says

"Still cringey" Char sighs

"Uhh...Gerard, the day I met you was the day I knew true love existed" Alayna stares at the paper

"Ooh, I like that" Char writes something down

"You've got the rest from here, right?" Alayna asks

"I think, I hope so" Char sighs

"Alright, I'm gonna watch tv, bye" Alayna goes into the living room

Char bites the pencil, thinking

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