You know when Temple Run decides to be a little bitch and bloody glitches and doesn't register your tapping or swiping.
It fucking happened to me. Out of this shitload of people on this damn earth, it just HAD to be me.
I'm gonna go play motherfucking Happy Wheels.
A/N: Kids, this an exaggerated form of English.
Parents, I'm so very sorry.
At least they learned a new language. Look on the bright side.
