*in the art room*
Marinette: Adrien, I'm cold.
Adrien: Oh! *taking off his jacket* You can have my jacket.
Lila: Adrien, I'm cold.
Marinette: -_-
Adrien: Lila, you're not even a part of art club. What are you doing her-
Max, wearing a metal mask and holding a lit welding torch: Want me to set you on fire?
Everyone: *stops what they're doing to stare at Max*
Lila, suddenly feeling a whole lot less cold: How would that help me?!
Max: Give a woman a sweater and she'll be warm until you realize you have an emotional attachment to said sweater. Set a woman on fire and she'll never bother you for your precious sweater again.
Everyone:
Kim, burying his head in his hands: Max, dude, c'mon I thought we talked about this-
Max: ThAt SwEaTeR mEaNt a LoT tO mE aNd YoU kNoW iT
Alix: *whistles innocently*
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I HC that at one point Max had a really nice sweater and he let Alix bother it but she and Kim ruined it during a bet and he never got over it
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Miraculous Ladybug INCORRECT QUOTES
Fanfiction*Starring Kim and Max, and lots of Kimax AUs-* I have an Incorrect Quotes problem- Someone help me pls-