BAKUBABY oneshots

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The villains used to babysit Eri when she was with overhall so their living room is still filled with baby stuff, their not the best with kids so they didn't know what people her age do so they just got a bunch of baby toys and other things

Right now they're coming back from attacking UA and kidnapped Bakugou AGAIN

"Let me go! This is starting to get old!" Bakugou yelled getting carried in their base by dabi over his shoulder like a sock of flour

"Where do we put him?" Dabi asked ignoring the loud boy screaming in his ear

"We could put him in that" Toga suggested pointing at the baby bouncer with a huge smile

"I'll kill you if you even try! just tie me to a chair or something" Bakugou kept hitting dabi

"Hmm he seems to hate it.. put him in it, he'll fit he's small for his age" Shigaraki said with a smirk

"i'm average height!" Bakugou growled

"For a 5th grader" Dabi chuckled and put him in the baby swing, bakugous shoes could barely touch the floor

"Awww he's so cute! can we keep him?" Toga squealed, Bakugou glared at them but it phased no one

"That's the point of kidnapping him" Shigaraki said annoyed

"He is kinda cute" Dabi smirked ruffling Bakugous soft hair teasingly

"Don't touch me." Bakugou growled

"Where is that pacifier we got Eri that she was to grown for? That would shut him up" Shigaraki asked smirking at the small blonde

"Don't even think about it" Bakugou glared

"Got it!" Toga said and put the pacifier in Bakugous mouth and tying it behind his head

Bakugou was biting it hard

"Adorable" Shigaraki used to fingers to pinch the blondes cheek mockingly

"Can me and Twice give him a makeover pleaseeeeee shiggy????" Toga asked with puppy dog eyes

"Fine I don't care, Dabi watch them I have work to do" Shigaraki smirked at Bakugou before leaving the room

Dabi picked the small boy up onto his hip like a toddler and walked to Eris room that they had for her, Bakugou was struggling and trying to yell but Dabi held the paci in his mouth and bounced him like a fussy toddler

"Set him on the changing table" Toga said and looked through the closet for a outfit

"Dabi could you get him into this pleaseee" Toga asked with a evil smile

"Fine" Dabi grumbled and grabbed the outfit, struggling putting it on him, Bakugou kept trying to hit or kick him. Twice did his best to distract the boy which kinda worked since Dabi was able to change him into a princess pull up and light pink onesie that surprisingly fit him perfectly

"Awwww" Toga and Twice squealed

"Aw how cute are you" Dabi cooed picking him back up and taking him back to the bouncer, he finally took the pacifier out

"Let me out of this thing! and give me my normal clothes back you freaks.. also why the hell am I in a fucking pull up!?" Bakugou yelled with a pink tint on his cheeks

"No can do baby~ and the pull up is because you're gonna be in the bouncer all day and we don't want you wetting yourself" Dabi smirked chuckling a bit, Bakugou tried to look intimidating but he just looked adorable

"I really hate you guys." Bakugou spat

"We'll get over it bakubaby" Toga smiled

"We'll take good care of you blasty" Dabi said

"Yea Dabi can be your daddy! i'll be your big sister and Twice will be your uncle.. and Shiggy can be your grandpa since he kinda looks like a old man.." Toga rambled

"Hell no sicko's" Bakugou gagged

"I'll be a better daddy than my dad was don't worry" Dabi picked the blonde up again but this time he was holding the blonde gently

"I have a dad" Bakugou gave up trying to get down Dabi was way stronger and bigger plus his quirk isn't working

"Yea me and you can call Shiggy pops that'll be hilarious" He smirked

"I'm not calling any of you anything!" Bakugou scrunched his nose in disgust

"Nap time!" Toga chimed in

"Good idea" Dabi carried the blonde back to Eri's room it just had a changing table some clothes in the closet and a pink princess bed with stuffed animals

"No way!" Bakugou shook his head

"Twice get him a bottle" Toga asked him

"On it! No i'm not!" He left the room to fix him a bottle

"I'm not sleeping here and i'm sure as hell not drinking whatever you give me" He rolled his eyes Dabi tucked him into bed

"Maybe Shiggy should be the mama cause he need two parents" Toga smiled

"Why did twice tell me to bring this baby bottle here?" Right on cue Shigaraki walks in then takes a second to take in what's happening

"Wow your kinda cute like this" Shigaraki laughs a little before sitting on the bed  putting the bottle to the blondes mouth

"I'm not-" he was cut off by Shigaraki putting the bottle in his mouth gently, He started to pet the blondes hair gently using his special gloves so he doesn't use his quirk

"Just drink it buddy" He said gently something about his tone the blonde listened without even realizing it slowly dozing off to sleep

"I was right your totally the mom" Toga giggled quietly

"I've never seen this side of you boss" Dabi smirks

"Shut up both of you, let's let him sleep" He rolled his eyes walking out with the two following behind as the blonde slept still sucking the empty bottle