i am eddys night in shining armor🥺🥺🥺 i took thy by thee hipths and layed him upon thee bed. he then whispers in my ear "let's copulate😏😏😏" oh my i say! indeed! we must do fornication! he then pulls his pants and i see his shaft so big and orange😩 i then lay myself down on the bed. he then does the rumpy pumpy on me. this is one of the best hanky pankys i've ever done! second place comes my little brother🙄. then i look down and wonder why nothing feels good... eddy boy screams "I HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!!" i shout in fear! we stop the dirty dancing. i say " why didn't you put your wand in my chamber of secrets" he says "my wand... has no batteries"
authors note: oh my what has happened😱😱😱😱 eddy. is NOT OK! next chapter we will see if he's ok.
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