TEXTING
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Lisa: hey wassup bro?
Jennie: I'm not sure you meant to text me that, I'm Jennie
Lisa: oh yeah, true.
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Lisa: hey, wassup brooooo
Jisoo: You meant to text me?
Lisa: who r u
Jisoo: jisoo
Lisa: yeah no
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Lisa: dude, wassup?
Chaeyoung: you finally texted me! hey lisa
Lisa: ...im assuming you're chaeyoung. wrong number
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Lisa: hey hey! wassup bro
Somi: Er... lisa? this is somi-
Lisa: oh wrong number
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Lisa: dude wassup? havent seen u in forever
Ten: uh, you haven't texted me since i gave you my number 2 months ago, why now
Lisa: wrong chat
Ten: damn T~T
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Lisa: Hey dude... are u Bambam
Jimin: who tf are u
Lisa: im lisa
Jimin: oh. dont talk to me, im jimin
Lisa: oops
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Lisa, thinking to herself: Maybe I should name my contacts something other than "Random Person, you creepy hacker!"
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blackpink on crack
FanfictionBLACKPINK INCORRECT QUOTES AND OCCASIONAL OTHER BLACKPINK STUFFS I COLLECTED THESE FROM THE INTERNET AND MADE SOME OF MY OWN, OR CONVERTED SOME. // REQUESTS FOR SHIPS ARE FINE LOL // This story exists because I'm fucking lazy :)
