jigglynuts:
im gonna shit myself
if katsuki doesnt kiss me
when i land from my flight
bakugou1:
then go to the bathroom
smallmight:
isnt your flight TODAY
jigglynuts:
YES AND I BETTER GET THAT KISS
TO FUCKING DAY
either from katsuki or hanta😍
shittape:
okay
im willing to sacrifice myself
mochibun:
BRUH I CANT BELIEVE YOURE GONNA BE HERE SOON
BUT I FEEL BAD FOR HAGEKURE!!
halfyourman:
dont
she's literally not smart and her quirk is just invisibility.
jigglynuts:
wow
shoto
I LOVE YOU
bakugou1:
stfu y/n
smallmight:
are we gonna ignore that l/n called
kacchan "katsuki"
whats that
bakugou1:
WHY TF DO YOU ALWAYS FORGET MY ACTUAL
FUCKING NAME YOU GODDAMN DITWIT
jigglynuts:
midori, why
do you forget his name??
its literally y/n's bitch.
frxppy:
im gonna kms
ribbit
mochibun:
same tho
halfyourman:
kill me
id so it myself but i dont wanna be in hell w my dad
jigglynuts:
something this severally wrong w this fucking chat
also, im eating rn
have you guys ever had sloppy joes?
pinkyslut:
no?
is that an american thing?
jigglynuts:
forgot you guys are from japan...
and that ill be landing there soon...
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED!
IM ABOUT TO BOARD THE PLANE
SO
BYE BYE GUYS
KATSUKI AND SERO
COME WITH MY UNCLE TO PICK ME UP
I WANNA MEET YOU BOTH FIRST.
shittape:
wise words from
tay k
but okay
i already planned to do so :P
bakugou1:
no
not going
deku's prolly gonna go tooe
jigglynuts:
will you come w them if i tell uncle might to not bring midori?
bakugou1:
yes
jigglynuts:
BET
LEMME JUST
MESSAGE MY UNCLE RQ THEN.
- private message with ALLMIGHT -
jigglynuts:
hey uncle mighty might man
ALLMIGHT:
HELLO YOUNG NEICE! HOW ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU EXCITED TO FLY HERE? ARE YOU WAITING FOR TAKE OFF RN?
jigglynuts:
1, im doing okay. 2, yes indeed i am. 3, yes indeed i am
I DONT WANT YOU TO BRING MIDORIYA AKA YO UGLY ASS SUCCESSOR
BRING BAKUGOU AND SERO!! THEYRE MY FAVORITES
ALLMIGHT:
Young Y/n, that's not nice!
But, I won't bring Young Midoriya, but instead, I will bring Young Bakugou and Young Sero!
jigglynuts:
OKAY
TYTY UNCLE!!!!!
- 1-a garbage -
jigglynuts:
its all taken care of :)
ALSO
IM THINKING ABOUT REMOVING ALL MY TIKTOK VIDEOS
BECAUSE
I DONT WANT PEOPLE AT UA TO ASK FOR MY TIKTOK
AND SEE ALL THE EMBARRASSING SHIT I POST
AND I HAVE A LOT OF FOLLOWERS SO I DONT WANNA DELETE THE ACC
bakugou1:
imagine having tiktok
fucking nerd
pinkyslut:
mf
you act like you dont have tiktok???
bakugou1:
i dont
rockhard:
you literally wanted me to come over and do a tiktok dance with you
FOR A GODDAMN TIKTOK
bakugou1:
ILL KILL YOU
I DONT HAVE TIKTOK
jigglynuts:
he doesnt have tiktok
anymore..
he got banned :)
bakugou1:
IF I KMS
ITS YOUR FAULT SHITTY BITCH
jigglynuts:
hey we talked about your vulgar nicknames
i prefer shitty GIRLFRIEND
ty very fucking much pee brain squash.
OH
IM ABOUT TO GET IN THE PLANE
SO
WONT TALK FOR LITERALLY
22 HOURS
BC THATS HOW LONG THE RIDE IS :0
bye bye babes
especially you, my baby katsuki and hanta <3
shittape:
THIS IS SO EXCITING I CANT WAIT
GOD I THINK IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF
DENKI
OPEN YOUR MOUTH
voltass:
WTF BRO
NO
ASK KIRISHIMA
rockhard:
its always open for you ;0
tenyaiida:
and my family asks why i never answer my messages
THIS IS WHY
bakugou1:
i think its funny
BECAUSE NOT A GODDAMN PERSON FUCKING ASKED YOU
FUCKIN UGLY ASS 4 EYES STUPID BLUE HAIRED SONIC BITCH
pinkyslut:
how much do you guys wanna bet
that when Y/n lands, bakubitch isnt gonna be so much of a bitch
voltass:
he has a soft spot for her
bakugou1:
NO TF I DONT
rockhard:
bro
youre literally always messaging her and calling her
JUST TO MAKE SURE SHES DOING OKAY
bakugou1:
as if i would check up on that crazy wench
speaking of the ugly mf
do you think she has a good seat on the plane?
WHAT IF THERES A CRYING BABY BEHIND HER??
rockhard:
thats what i fucking mean bakubro
voltass:
you can convince yourself that you arent in love with her
but everyone fucking knows
INCLUDING ALL MIGHT
shittape:
yeah, yall notice that all might teases bakugou about her?
"YOUNG BAKUGOU! WHATS ON YOUR MIND??? IS IT A CERTAIN H/C SOON TO BE TRANSFER STUDENT HERE? WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO ME NEICE????"
smallmight:
you guys do know that theyre not biologically related?
mochibun:
theyre not?
but all might's her uncle?
smallmight:
all might's ex girlfriend's sister is y/n's mother. they were both pro heroes and died because of all for one
so all might "adopted" her
frxppy:
i hate facts
ribbit
bakugou1:
ha
shitty fucking deku
i already fucking knew that!
so suck my fucking DICK
halfyourman:
okay
bakugou1:
WHAT THE FUCK
