Bnha x Reader / Chatfic

.4

1-a garbage

shittape:
why did we agree to let y/n
make the name to the groupchat?

gigglynuts:
because im the only one who
thought of something
duh
also im realizing i spelt my username wrong
it shouldve been jigglynuts
so
brb...

jigglynuts:
okay better

bakugou1:
in 2 more weeks stupid ass
is gonna fly here

smallmight:
howd you know kacchan

bakugou1:
bc they told me dumb deku

jigglynuts:
yeah
we were chatting last night
and lets say
i understand katsuki way more than
anyone else will ever know him :3
and
im watching stranger things rn w my
brother and this shit bussin asf ong
on ep 5 or 6 i think
not sure
but hes playing roblox rn bc hes dumb
and cant appreciate a good show

bakugou1:
that show sucks ass
just like you do

jigglynuts:
awww
stop acting like youre not in love w me
and since everyone in 1-a's in a dorm now
will i have a dorm?

jigglynuts added sleepplease to the groupchat

sleepplease:
what do you want problem child

jigglynuts:
IM THE PROBLEM CHILD NOW?
I THOUGHT IT WAS IZUKU??

sleepplease:
youre worse than him
now what

jigglynuts:
am i gonna have a dorm?
and whos picking me up from the airport?

sleepplease:
yes you will, on the fourth floor, third room next to asui tsuyu
and your uncle's picking you up

jigglynuts:
OKAY
thank youuuu

sleepplease left the groupchat

bakugou1:
fourth floor third room
thats across mine

voltass:
luckkkyyyyy

shittape:
at least y/n isnt on the same floor as mineta
that wouldve been terrible
y/n woulda beat his ass

jigglynuts:
is mineta the perv?
the weird one w the balls on his head?

smallmight:
YES! ill make you some notes on everyone in our class
that way you know the names, quirks, and basically every need-to-know
fact about them

jigglynuts:
yes please baby
ill need that
and write everything
AND I MEAN EVERYTHING
you know about katsuki

smallmight:
whos that?
OH YOU MEAN KACCHAN!!
okay!

bakugou1:
dumbass how tf did you not know my actual name
after all these goddamn fucking years??
IK YOURS AND I HATE YOU
IZUKU DUMBASS MIDORIYA

voltass:
did you know a mans g-spot is in the asshole?
and that a spider cums and wraps it in a web
then shoves it in the woman?

lesroll:
sorry
this stupid idiot is short circuited

shittape:
guess hes smarter
even though his knowledge is about useless shit

jigglynuts:
goddamn
ill remember that shit for life
also
ill text you guys later
i have to start packing all my shit :)
crazy that im moving to hiroshima japan in only 2 weeks
to go to ua, aka a school that my uncle teaches in..
crazy as fuck man 

bakugou1:
hope you have fun packing dumbass

smallmight:

halfyourman:

frxppy:
can you guys stop being annoying
y/n sent 2 pictures to the girls' groupchat

shittape:
SEND IT

frxppy:

shittape:
okay
hes hot
IS THAT HER BOYFRIEND???

frxppy:
idk
she just sent it w no context.
ribbit

bakugou1:
thats just her friend
theyve known each other since grade school

smallmight:
ofc kacchan knows

bakugou1:
stfu dumbass nerd

shittape:
i wanna know what you and y/n talked about last night

jigglynuts:
UGH I HATE CLEANING
TMR IM PAYING SOMEONE TO PACK MY SHITUP FOR ME
BC I CANT DO THIS SHIT
also
its a secret :3
im really good at making ppl open up ngl

bakugou1:
I OPENED UP ON MY OWN
NOT BC OF YOU SHITTY FACE

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