Bnha x Reader / Chatfic

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gigglynuts made a groupchat

gigglynuts:
youre probably wondering why i've summoned you all here

smallmight:
oh no
IS IT MY TIME?
NO
IM TOO YOUNG

bakugou1:
mf stfu
before i kill your ass

gigglynuts:
...no
its because
yall r hot
and i wanna know you all
so yeah
im y/n l/n
and im from america
how you doin

pinkyslut:
hi hottie
im mina ashido
obviously ik you bc you always view my story
literally
youre my very own stalker

gigglynuts:
yes
i take my job very seriously
aka
stalking every hot person from ua high school

voltass:
denki kaminari at your service
how YOU doin

sleepplease:
why am i here w my students?

voltass:
more like
WHY DO YOU HAVE INSTAGRAM?

gigglynuts:
WELL
i didnt know you were their teacher
but hello sir
id like to request
your finest nut

sleepplease left the groupchat

voltass:
LMFAO
IM DYING
but literally im dying
i saw an angel fall from heaven
aka you l/n

gigglynuts:
is calling ppl by their last name a japanese thing?
please
call me the love of your life
or y/n
or better than bakugou
any of those r good yk

bakugou1:
BITCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME AND YOU WANNA PICK
A GODDAMN FIGHT W ME
CMON
FIST UP DUMBASS

gigglynuts:
no
i dont like you
because you didnt say hi to me

bakugou1:
hi
NOW FIGHT ME

rockhard:
that doesnt sound very heroic
...
im eijiro kirishima
pleasure to meat you

gigglynuts:
pleasures mine babe
NOW
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MEME??

voltass:
from vine
or picture meme?

gigglynuts:
LITERALLY
I LOVE YOU DENKII
but
picture meme
vine memes r
too much
for my ONE braincell to handle

voltass:

def that one
bc well
it looks like bakugou

gigglynuts:
nice

that ones my favorite tbh

tenyaiida:
are we all just going to ignore
this american stalking all of us?

shittape:
yes
yes we are <3

gigglynuts:
THE HEART
I KNEW YOU WERE MY FAVORITE FOR A REASON
HANTA SERO
YOURE SO HOT
I LOVE YOU
id also like to request
that you
date me

bakugou1:
im leaving:
bye

gigglynuts:
NO BABE
COME BACK
I LOVE YOU

bakugou1:
ew stfu
im not your babe
stfu stfu stfu stfu stfu
and im LEAVING

smallmight:
kacchan no
shut the fuck up
and take it like a man
or are you scared?
cause i am
of you
pls dont hurt me

mochibun:
whats happening:
whats this chat
are you my new sugar daddy?
i cant be your sugar daddy bc im broke
but yeah
hi

gigglynuts:
i luv you
once again
im y/n l/n
but call me y/n

mochibun:
oh
okay
hi y/n

frxppy:
hi
ribbit

gigglynuts:
how you gonna ribbit in the chat
everyone can i get a ribbit?

frxppy:
ribbit

mochibun:
ribbit

smallmight:
ribbit

bakugou1:
UGH STFU
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING UGLY
I HATE YOU ALL
PLEASE STOP
SPAMMING THIS UGLY ASS CHAT
LIKE WTF

gigglynuts:
i love you katsuki

bakugou1:
stop talking rn extra

smallmight:
dont call everyone you see an extra

tenyaiida:
seriously
it is annoying and rude
extremely rude

bakugou1:
shhhh barney q glasses
your opinons
was
unasked for

gigglynuts:
bruh why is dniym talking?

tenyaiida:
dniym?

gigglynuts:
DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUTH
wait guys
i just did the best ghost ever
wtf

mochibun:
ghost?

gigglynuts:
vape trick

bakugou1:
your lungs are almost as dead as your hair.

gigglynuts:
youre so mean
i like it

voltass:
you ever breathe
and you live?????

shittape:
no
i dont breathe

gigglynuts:
i wanna master that
i dont wanna breathe

tenyaiida:
that'd kill you

shittape:
thats the point.

gigglynuts:
exactly
what my boyfriend said.
me and hanta are dating
but he doesnt know that yet

frxppy:
now he does
ribbit

shittape:
im ok w that

gigglynuts:
well then
im otp w my friend
mei hatsume
which is how ik of you guys
and i put my earbud to the mic so she could hear my music
then she starts playing her own music
like is my music not good enough

shittape:
send me the link to the playlist you listen yo

gigglynuts:
okay
http:/deeznutsyk

shittape:
ty
YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS GOOD
I KNEW RIGHT WHEN I SAW THE FIRST SONG.

bakugou1:
it prolly sucks major deku ass

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