Creepypasta but the protagonist is not stupid

01 - The tall man

(Daniel)

The house was pretty dark inside, couldn't look around very well, but hey! I'm watching on my TV, so the brightness of the TV is pretty helpful. My parents aren't home for now, so this is a perfect chance for me to watch my favorite ser-

BAM BAM BAM

Fuck. 

I get up from the couch and open the curtain of the window. 2 friends of mine are there with their car, with the audacity to wave in my direction. The key is already at the door, so I just open it to receive my friends. One of them walks while the other is just waiting inside the car.

"Danny! Wanna go to the forest nearby to investigate an urban legend?" He said right away.

"...I'm sorry what." 

"Oh ya know, we're going there to see Slenderm--"

"And get killed? Are you some kind of degenerate?" I said with a very honest tone, looking at him with disdain. 

The other one gets out of the car and approaches the conversation. Great.

"Coome oooon! It'll be fun! Or you're too scared to see Slenderman?" His voice sounded like an alcoholic dude. 

"I'm actually trying to save our asses from that, so stop being childish and go to bed or something like that." 
They stared at each other and looks back at me. They are looking at me like a confused squirrel that doesn't know where to go because he's lost.

I was starting to get bored already, not only they interrupted me from my nighttime, but gave me a stupid idea of going to the forest that almost no one goes to. What kind of shampoo did they use in their head to get this stupid?

"You know you're losing a great opportunity, right?" He crossed his arms.

"Boy, do I look like I'm interested in it? Get out already! Damn." 
I made a 'shoo' sign with my hand. 

Finally, the boys left my house. They looked frustrated, but I don't give a crap. I watched them entering the car and going at high speed. I'm glad they left. 
Closing the door with the key, I proudly sit on my couch and watch my favorite series. 

Time to blast. 

[I honestly cringed so hard- This is the first time I made a story with big laziness- Bruh- But I hope you like it, my nonexistent audience :D]
[See you next time.]