[Sammy]
My stupid damn phone wakes me up.
Phone call;
Sammy; "WHAT?"
Jessica; "Damn clam your tits,"
Sammy; "Oh it's you,"
Jessica; "I'm a bored single pringle home alone,"
Sammy; "On my way fuck buddy,"
End of phone call.
[Jessica]
I quickly hop into the shower and shave myself.
I then hear a knock at the door.
I run downstairs and open the door to see Sammy.
He instantly smashes his lips onto mine.
