you're friends with itadori and yk the rest
-n word allowed in the comments
-y/n is goofy/childish
-she's 5'7 in this story and he's 5'9
I DO NOT OWN JUJUTSU KAISEN OR ANY CHARACTERS
and in the future there may be some smut
and y/n got ✨thicc thighs...
your pov imma be straight up we're playing "never have i ever" w no drinks. how did we get here you may ask? yuuji found out what it was and wanted to play. toudou was the one who told him so now school b is here with us. gojo somehow found out and he dragged nanami in here so now it's
me, yuuji, megumi, kugisaki, lamonte, maki, panda, inumaki, mai, mano, toudou, miwa, nishimiya, kamo, robot dude, gojo and nanami (i think that's everyone)
while everyone was on the floor playing i was in my chair eating and also playing but still with 10 fingers up
"damn y/n you really are lame" maki says
"actually squidward y'all "never have i evers" been lame as a bitch. why tf would u sniff toudou's laundry" i say and she shuts up while everyone else laughs
"on y/n then why don't you spice it up" miwa says
"ok never have i ever given my teacher that sloppy toppy got an A" i say and mai's finger goes down
"nasty bitch" i say and she rolls her eyes
"but wait no tea no shade no lemonade buuuut wasn't u a stay at home girl" i say with a straight face bcuz i was serious not tryna be funny
"yea why" she said and my eyes go wide
"nevermind go ahead" i tell her and maki's eyes go wide
"WAIT MAI-" she yells and maki and i look at each other (ifykyk)
"yes i did now all my fingers are down in out" she says
"megumi u go since ur next to me" i tell him going back to my food
"ok. never have i ever had a crush on Jennifer lawrence. as a matter of fact a tv celebrity at all" megumi says and everyone puts their finger down except him
"really?" lamonte asks me
"have u seen (celebrity crush)" i say and everyone nods
"ok they're a good one" nanami admits
"you too nanami" gojo asks and he just hmm's in response
"my turn. now best friend i love you but i have to get you out, never have i ever had 10+ kinks" yuuji says and i choke on my food putting my finger down (author-san also puts her finger down)
"oop and i'm the nasty bitch" mai says
"you are for giving someone in your clan top" i accidentally say between coughs. megumi the gets up and gives me water
"thank you" i say drinking it then he whispers in my ear
"we'll have to find out those kinks later" he says and i spit out my water and get up to leave
"where are you going" megumi asked. i didn't turn around but i knew he had a smirk on his face
"TO LAY IN SOME GRASS" i yell going outside
a/n: this was also a little bored crack chapter i had saved away i decidedly drop. why? because no one asked for another one so i said why not bother my dear readers😈🙏🏾 so yea
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