"Don't hate me but I'm kinda glad this
is over and done"
"Stevie love there's still the after party"
"Oh yeah"
They go to their dressing rooms,
"Hey chris?"
"Yeah"
"Can you get John"
"Why??? Stevie should i be worried?"
"You should be terrified"
"Why?"
"What's black and white and sets
things ablaze?"
"DAMMIT... JOHN GET YOUR ARSE OUT
HERE RIGHT NOW'
"geez Chris what'd i do now"
"What's black and white and sets
things ablaze?"
"Oh my-... at least he didn't come
onstage, am i right?"
"DAMMIT JOHN"
"you've not gotta yell, I'm right here"
"Take care of this right now".
John walks into the dressing room
and says
"He's not got matches he's harmless"
"Hes more deadly that way, you don't
know what he's already done or what
he's planning to do"
"Now Stevie thats not-. ow OH MY
GOD, he just tried to set me on fire"
"Told you so!"
"Shut u-."
"What's going on?"
"Its nothing Harry, johns taking
care of it"
"Did someone bring matches?"
"Not me"
"Yeah none of us smoke anymore,
remember John?"
"Then where did he nevermind
that we need to get him out before
Lindsey sees -.."
"Before i see what? Stevie? Chris?
Care to explain?"
"I'd rather not"
"Chris?"
"My lips are sealed"
Lindsey walks into the dressing
room and yells
"WHAT IS BOBBIES DOING HERE AND
WHO GAVE HIM MATCHES"
"He just showed up, sorry mate"
Lindsey walks into the hall and says
"That penguin needs to die"
"I'm sorry did you say penguin?"
"Let's not discuss it Harry, for your
own good"
"Okay if that's best"
"It is"
John runs out holding the penguin
yelling
"Touch him and you're dead Lindsay"
Stevie laughs and says
"Typical"
Everyone leaves.......
YOU ARE READING
The fabulous misadventures of the fire starting Penguin
FanfictionTusk era: John McVie adopts a penguin flash foreword twenty some-odd years later said penguin is still waddling around what could possibly go wrong? "Everything that can go wrong will go wrong"-Edward Murphy
