Random Short Stories

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On a beautiful, crisp autumn morning two men named Juan and Andres went to a bank at exactly 11:09 A.M. But this was not normal as Juan and his partner had masks on and started yelling at everyone to get on the floor. The only problem in their fool proof plan was they forgot their guns. I know, how can you forget your gun when robbing a bank but you'll see later in the story why. Luckily there was a fruit bowl sitting on a table by the far end of the bank. Andres swiftly snatched the bananas that were sitting in the bowl. Juan and Andres smirked at eachother and once again told the innocent people at the bank to get down, pointing their guns at them as well. 
But everyone wouldn't stop laughing at them! Juan and Andres in their state of confusion slowly lowered the weapons and stared at everyone and then at each other.

Later that day Juan and Andres were talking about the failed robbing scheme. When suddenly a newspaper blew in front of Andres, he grabbed it. The news heading stated the following.

'Later this morning at the Sanchez zoo two chimpanzees were seen pointing bananas at people. The chimpanzees go by the names Juan and Andres. It is believed that the chimpanzees thought they were robbing a bank.

For more information on Juan and Andres turn to page 6.'

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Original idea

Juan and Andres were in the middle of robbing a bank but wait they forgot their guns. Good thing there was a fruit bowl with bananas in it. Swiftly they snatched the bananas and told everyone to get on there knees all whilst pointing their guns at people. But everyone wouldn't stop laughing. Juan and Andres were very confused and slowly lowered the banana weapons. Later in a newspaper article the headline said 'two chimpanzees at the zoo pointed banana guns at civilians. The chimpanzees go by the name Juan and Andres.'

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Random quote:
"Adulting is soup and I am a fork"

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I get bored and write stupid things, get used to it. Anyways I hope you enjoyed whatever this is.

Bye.