channie <3: but i actually need your help because out of the other 12, i feel like you're the smartest but in an evil way
jeonghan: im flattered
jeonghan: what do u need? a boyfriend?
channie <3: ...
channie <3: how did you know??
jeonghan: sorry chan, as smart as i am, i can't buy you a boyfriend
jeonghan: plus i thought u liked sol and seungkwan
channie <3: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT
jeonghan: because we aren't stupid
jeonghan: just be honest with hyung. do u like them or not?
jeonghan: i'll believe you either way
channie <3: i don't, hyung
jeonghan: i don't believe you
channie <3:
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jeonghan: FINE ILL HELP YOU
jeonghan: i just don't understand why u want a boyfriend that bad
jeonghan: men are fucking idiots
channie <3: idk, maybe it's because everyone around me is dating and i just feel lonely??
channie <3: ily guys so much but sometimes it gets lonely being the youngest AND the only single one
channie <3: sure, seungkwan and hansol aren't dating but ik they like each other. they're practically dating already
jeonghan: baby... im sorry, i had no idea
channie <3: it's okay hyung, it's not your fault. im just glad i got to tell u
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protect chan at all costs
there are 11 people in this chat: @/cherrycheol @/gentleshua @/kittyjun @/hoshipower @/wonugames @/prodjihoon @/seokminz @/gyuluvspups @/heyimhao @/bskdotcom @/hvcthings
jeonghan: everyone
jeonghan: we are complete assholes and we don't deserve chan and i feel like hitting myself with a pan repeatedly
wonu: good morning
cheollie 🍒: what happened?? is chan okay?
jeonghan: far from it. idk if i should tell u guys or not because it WAS private but ugh i feel like such an asshole rn
vernon: should i text him?
jeonghan: NO
jeonghan: seungkwan throw hansol's phone against the wall
jeonghan: and while ur doing that, do the same to your phone too
seungkwan: okay im kind of concerned rn
gyu!: that's a first
seungkwan: don't make me come over there bitch
jeonghan: don't fight
josh: it's fine if you can't tell us, at least give us a hint?
minghao: what, are we playing fucking monopoly??
josh: you don't even give hints when u play monopoly asshole
kyeomie!! ♡: is this about chan being lonely?
🐯: he's lonely? why?
junhui: WHAT?? BUT HE HAS US :(
wonu: if i was him id be lonely too,, considering we're all dating
prodjihoon: is he okay
jeonghan: before i answer that, kyeom, how did u know that?
kyeomie!! ♡: he never told me but i just figured, considering the amount of times he's been whining about wanting a bf and stuff like that :( poor baby
cheollie 🍒: i wish we could tell him about this groupchat, just to let him know we love him a lot T_T
seungkwan: hansol and i aren't dating tho
jeonghan: shut up seungkwan
seungkwan: all i do is breath and u bitches attack me
josh: *breathe
🐯: BYEEJSJDHWN
seungkwan: 😐
jeonghan: when chan told me we're useless he really meant it </3
minghao: im actually his favourite hyung
prodjihoon: you fucking wish
🐯: did HE buy you guys dior shoes??
vernon: no, he bought me a cat poster
junhui: send me a pic of it later
wonu: me too
vernon: sure
gyu!: someone should talk to him
gyu!: except for seungkwan or hansol
seungkwan: why r u guys not letting us talk to him? we've known chan longer than all of u
vernon: yeah chan is our best friend and we understand each other the most
cheollie 🍒: aww that's sweet
jeonghan: ill break ur fucking hands if u talk to him
